the greatest story ever told:

[gyzym]

hermette:


gyzym:
GJDSGHDJHFDKG

hermette:
WHAT EVEN IS THAT?

gyzym:
GFVFGFGFGCFGHJIUYTRFGBHJK
A COCK
I DON'T CARE
WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE
IT'S A GIANT COCK

hermette:
STROKE IT
STROOOOKE IT

gyzym:
STROKE IT REAL GOOD

hermette:
kjsdf;ljdf

gyzym:
I WANT THE FIC NOW
WHERE DANNY AND STEVE
HAVE DRUNK SEX AND DECIDE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT
BUT THEN THEY BOTH START SEEING

hermette:
;kjflskjf

gyzym:
PENISES
IN EVERYTHING

hermette:
ahahahaha

gyzym:
THE CLOUDS

hermette:
AHAHAHAHAHA

gyzym:
THE WEATHER REPORT

hermette:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

gyzym:
THE SAND
BLOOD
SPILLED BY VICTIMS
THE GEARSHIFT IN THE CAR
EVERYTHING IS PHALLIC AND NOTHING HURTS
AND FINALLY IS DANNY IS LIKE
CAN I JUST PUT YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH AGAIN
SO I STOP SEEING THEM EVERYWHERE?

hermette:
;skdjf;lsdkf

gyzym:
AND STEVE IS LIKE
YOU TOO, HUH?
I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE THE OTHER DAY
WHEN I SAW SOME KID EATING A HOTDOG
AND DANNY WINCES
BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DID THAT THIS AFTERNOON

hermette:
kdfj;sldkfj
WANT SO BAD

gyzym:
EVERY DICK JOKE FOREVER
THE END

ETA: OH MY GOD wheres_walnut DREW ARTHUR AND EAMES AS OWLS, LIFE DREAM = REALIZED