Duuude, younger siblings. They're all the same. The month before I go home, my sister's all, "Hey, can you show me how to make that pasta thing that you make? I love that shit."
I was all, "Fuck yes. Please let me teach you how to cook, so I no longer have to do all the cooking the whole two weeks I'm back."
But once I get there, I'm like, "Hey, I'm making dinner. Come watch me so you know how to do it."
My sister just flaps her hand and is all like "But...but...I'm watching Merlin. Teach me tomorrow."
And then later on my brother will get home and be all like, "Duuude, I am so baked right now. Can you make me that omelette thingy you make with the bacon and the onions with a fuckload of cheese?"
What the hell. Why am I the only one that knows how to cook when you guys have been living on your own for at least a year now? WHAT DO YOU EAT WHEN I'M NOT HOME?
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Date: 2011-03-22 02:30 am (UTC)I was all, "Fuck yes. Please let me teach you how to cook, so I no longer have to do all the cooking the whole two weeks I'm back."
But once I get there, I'm like, "Hey, I'm making dinner. Come watch me so you know how to do it."
My sister just flaps her hand and is all like "But...but...I'm watching Merlin. Teach me tomorrow."
And then later on my brother will get home and be all like, "Duuude, I am so baked right now. Can you make me that omelette thingy you make with the bacon and the onions with a fuckload of cheese?"
What the hell. Why am I the only one that knows how to cook when you guys have been living on your own for at least a year now? WHAT DO YOU EAT WHEN I'M NOT HOME?