children of the 90s, rise up

[gyzym]

This is a drive-by post; I will be back later to answer comments (oh my god I love you guys have I mentioned that recently) and probably to make a fjdsfjdshf post about last night's ep.

BUT IN THE MEANTIME:

Me: Do you remember the Gator Golf commercial from when we were kids?
Burro: What the fuck is Gator Golf?
Me: *Sings the Gator Golf jingle*
Waiters in the Restaurant: *Side-eye me so hard I'm surprised nobody hurt themselves*
Burro: Nope, not ringing a bell.
Me: Seriously? This song's been stuck in my head for 17 years and you've got nothing?
Burro: Hahahahaha 17 years, your life blows.
Me: You're not helping.
Burro: You're beyond help.

THE GATOR GOLF COMMERCIAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:

Guys. I ask you. I plead with you. Leave the scraps of terrible 90s commercials you remember in the comments. Link me to YouTube vids, embed shit, tell me how to access the mp3 files. THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS: I CANNOT TORTURE BURRO BY MYSELF, AND HE NEEDS TO BE TORTURED. For the sake of nostalgia. For the sake of my pride. For the sake of long-suffering older sisters everywhere.

ETA from the car on our way to spring Burrito from school:

Burro: Dude, I'm such a fucking bum right now, this hoodie isn't even clean.
Me: Yeah, man. My sweatshirt's clean, but my shoes totally don't match right now.
Burro: YOUR SHOES DON'T MATCH?!
Me: Yeah, what's the--oh my god, you asshole, I meant they don't match my outfit, they match EACH OTHER, what is wrong with you?
Burro: Don't look at me like that. You think I forgot how you used to dress in high school?

IF I DIDN'T LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'D HATE HIM, YOU GUYS. He must paaaaaaay.

Comments

[siehn.livejournal.com]

Ohgawd.

I hate this one, because THAT SONG, OHMYGAWD. IT IS TERRIBLE AND GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME.
also I hate this game.

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

God, I'm sure this game caused a lot of kids to have anxiety attacks. I know it made me want to throw stuff at walls -____-

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

Well, and let's just imagine how many parents wanted to kill themselves because of that damn popping action :P Like, seriously, how long do you figure anybody could keep a full set of the pieces? I'm guessing NOT VERY LONG. There must be a tiny yellow game piece under half the fridges in America :P

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

haha Or still stuck to the soles of people's feet. I'm guessing it must have hurt a lot to step on one of those XD

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING. These game designers, they do not think their creations through to their inevitable conclusions.

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

Or, they just hate kids and thus design these games to torture the people who keep filling the world with them.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Oh my god FUCK THIS GAME SO MUCH it is the real life version of an anxiety dream fsdjkfhjskdfds

[siehn.livejournal.com]

I hated this game so much. I think I eventually started 'losing' pieces of ours so that I couldn't be dragged into playing it anymore.

[seeingrightly.livejournal.com]

when i was little i actually couldn't even watch this commercial without freaking out a little.

and now i have serious anxiety problems. surprise! :|