Really, really though, REALLY, Steven, you paused for several seconds too long when P. fucking Diddy asked if you had any kids.
"Hmm. Kind of? Does an essential step-daughter count? I mean, I'm pretty much always there whenever her father gets to see her - custody problems, you know - and I've started redoing one of the rooms in my house for her, and she did teach me how to braid her hair last week, and one time this old lady at the supermarket thought that she was actually mine and Gracie didn't even correct her, so - oh, sorry, what was that about your dead wife?"
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Date: 2011-04-19 06:47 am (UTC)"Hmm. Kind of? Does an essential step-daughter count? I mean, I'm pretty much always there whenever her father gets to see her - custody problems, you know - and I've started redoing one of the rooms in my house for her, and she did teach me how to braid her hair last week, and one time this old lady at the supermarket thought that she was actually mine and Gracie didn't even correct her, so - oh, sorry, what was that about your dead wife?"