curse you alcohol godssssss

Brrrrrm, awake at 2:50 AM for absolutely no reason other than "normal people go to the bar and drink three whiskey sours and get tipsy, I go to the bar and drink three whiskey sours and DEVELOP INSOMNIA," here's some random opening scenes of some shit:

( From a theoretical domestic!fic sequel )

( From this Arthur-is-a-film-producer AU oh god why do I do these things to myself )

ALSO, I AM USING MY "LEBRON JAMES IS A COCKSUCKER" TAG FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN BECAUSE THAT'S STILL TRUE. Hmmmmmmmm bed.

WE TAKE A BREAK IN YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED MADNESS TO BRING YOU:

This HILARIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL piece of artwork, which the amazing dumbimps drew to go with that one story about the Disney princesses that one time.

I just, I mean, YOU GUYS. It is so lolworthy and epic and gorgeous and seriously, just, I am so in love with this fandom and dumbimps that I CANNOT EVEN.

EVERYONE GO LOOK. EEEEEEEVERYONE.

I will be back VERY shortly with the sequel to this life looks good on you, but until then, SERIOUSLY, GO LOOK.

Inception Fic: i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night, Arthur/Eames, NC-17

Oh, look, it's the sequel to between my reflex & my resolve and this life looks good on you, also known as domestic!fic, also known (in my brain) as "The Arthur & Eames Lead a Charming if Mildly Dysfunctional Domestic Life 'Verse." Now with 25% more filthy porn!

Also, Arthur being Jewish is now part of my person canon, because in 6-odd years in various fandoms, I have LITERALLY NEVER come across a Jewish character with whom I could quietly use my own heritage/considerable knowledge for fodder. For anyone who is wondering when they reach that part of the story, a Nova boy is a sandwich served in Jewish delis, made of a bagel, cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, onion, and sometimes capers. They can be purchased many places, but are in fact best in New York. GOD IT MAKES ME HUNGRY JUST LOOKING AT THAT.

Title: i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 5,087
Summary: Eames had always thought Arthur would be a morning person.
Author's Note: This story is the third in a series called Wherever You Will Be (That's Where I'll Call Home); the link takes you to the series master post.

( i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night )