on the plus side, at least I get to use my "open apology to chicken wings everywhere" tag again

[gyzym]

Burro and my father on the topic of going down to the Q and watching March Madness basketball live and in person for twelve solid hours:

My Father: Too much basketball. Tooooo muchhhhh basketballllll.
Burro: All of my senses are tingling with basketball.
My Father: Touch, sight, taste--
Burro: Smell. I can smell the basketball.
My Father: All the other senses.
Me: You named them all except for hearing, guys.
Burro: Look, I have sixth and seventh senses I don't even know about, okay, and all of them are overwhelmed by basketball. My basketball sense had too much basketball.
My Father: I feel like I'm never going to say anything but basketball ever again.
Me: You seriously felt it necessary to spend your drive home telling me this? Right now? We're having breakfast together in like eight hours.
Burro: That is less time than we spent with the basketball. That's four hours less. Than basketball time.
Me: I told you guys it was crazy to spend the whole day down there.
My Father: Nobody knows the trouble we've seen.
Burro: Nobody knows the chicken wings we've eaten.
My Father: He meant our sorrow. Our chicken wing sorrow. Even the chicken wings tasted like basketball, oh god.
Burro: Hey, turn the radio up, I want to check the score on the Georgetown game.

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Comments

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BEEN COVERING MY EARS AND EYES AND BLOCKING OUT THE BASKETBALL AND YET IT PREVAILS.

SUCH INJUSTICE.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW THE CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS DECISION WENT. THEY WERE LIKE, MARCH MADNESS IS IN CLEVELAND THIS YEAR! AND I WAS LIKE, OH, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CATCH A GAME? AND THEY WERE LIKE, NO, WE'RE GOING TO GO DOWN THERE AT NOON AND STAY UNTIL MIDNIGHT.

I TRIED TO TELL THEM IT WAS A POOR CHOICE, NUT. I TRIED TO SAVE THEM FROM THEMSELVES.

OH MY GOD YOU CHANGED YOUR LJ NAME TO SPIDERNUT I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WALNUT

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

GO DOWN THERE AND DO WHAT? IS THIS GOING TO BE A CHILI CHEESE FRIES, BEER, CHILLING IN THE PARKING LOT MARATHON? THE MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS FAMILIAR MADNESS, YO.

YOU ARE PROFUSELY MORE PLAGUED THAN BASKETBALL THAN I SIMPLY BECAUSE OF PROXIMITY.

GOOD GRACIOUS GREAT ORANGE BALLS LET IT BE APRILLLLLL.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

APPARENTLY

IT GOES

INTO APRIL

THIS YEAR

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T BE FREAKING SERIOUS.

AUGH. AUGH. AUGH. I AM PASHAWING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YOU'D THINK AFTER THE WORLD CUP OVERDOSE LAST YEAR THIS WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING.

NO. NO IT'S NOT.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

I CAN NEVER PROPERLY EXPERIENCE A SPORTING EVENT AGAIN WITHOUT THAT DEAFENING SOUND.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD DECISION LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NOTICED THAT LOL WOW A+ RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

THESE ARE MY FEELINGS ON YOUR DECISION:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Re: THESE ARE MY FEELINGS ON YOUR DECISION:

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

THE AMOUNT OF KNEE SLAPPING OVER HERE IS AT DANGEROUS LEVELS.

I NEED AN APPROPRIATE IMAGE TO RESPOND BUT ALL I'VE GOT IS THIS:

Re: THESE ARE MY FEELINGS ON YOUR DECISION:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

HEY GEORGE WASHINGTON

I'MA LET YOU FINISH

BUT ANDREW JACKSON HAD THE BEST CURRENCY PORTRAIT OF ALL TIME

Re: THESE ARE MY FEELINGS ON YOUR DECISION:

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

Re: THESE ARE MY FEELINGS ON YOUR DECISION:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SO WE'RE GOING THERE ARE WE. CAUSE I GOTS LOTS OF AMMO.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

Re: SO WE'RE GOING THERE ARE WE. CAUSE I GOTS LOTS OF AMMO.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Re: SO WE'RE GOING THERE ARE WE. CAUSE I GOTS LOTS OF AMMO.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD LOLLLLL OW MY CHEEKS HURT FROM LAUGHING HOLY SHIT



+ BONUS JGL BECAUSE I AM ALL OVER HIS BUSINESS TONIGHT:

IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

AUGH I ALREADY CAN'T REMEMBER IF I'VE POSTED THIS ONE DOOM IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

MUST BE THE EFFECTS OF THIS SUPER MOON NONSENSE.


COBB IS JUDGING YOU SQUARE PANTS.

STILL MY FAVE:

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

PUNS FOR A BIT OF FLAVOR

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

COBB NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO KNIT. OR BECOME A COBBLER. HE'D BE AN EXCELLENT COBBLER. OR A MAKER OF BLUEBERRY COBBLERS.

COBB THE COBBLER MAKING COBBLER ON A COBB

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

...MAYBE I SHOULD SLEEP



AND NOTHING TO DO WITH INCEPTION BUT I DIE WHENEVER I LOOK AT IT:

SANDWICHES TELL THE BEST JOKES DONCHA KNOW.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

OH JAKE JAKSDJFENILIIMICHIMAHOOGEE I NEVER FAIL TO FALL PREY TO YOUR CHARMS.

YOU BE-DIMPLED BASTARD.

THAT SWEATER DRAPED AROUND HIS SHOULDERS. HIS SANDWICH IS TSKING AT HIS FASHION SENSE.



AND A THROW BACK TO YESTERDAY BECAUSE IT SHOULD NEVER STOP:



WHAT DID THE MUSHROOM SAY TO THE TOMATO. I'M A FUN GUY. AY??????????????????

Re: COBB THE COBBLER MAKING COBBLER ON A COBB

[arineat.livejournal.com]

THIS THREAD IS MADE OF WIN AND FLUFFY UNICORNS WITH RAINBOW MANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ________ ♥

Re: PUNS FOR A BIT OF FLAVOR

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

I'm totally sticking my nose in but you guys, this thread, I can't even.

Re: SO WE'RE GOING THERE ARE WE. CAUSE I GOTS LOTS OF AMMO.

[arineat.livejournal.com]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DEAD*