you can't cry cause you're laughing at me
Mar. 22nd, 2011 10:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gyzymAfter he was forced to watch ALL OF THE AMAZING 90s VIDS YOU GUYS SO GLORIOUSLY PROVIDED:
Burro: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND ALL THESE SO FAST?!
Me: The internet provides.
Burro: Fuck that, I use the internet too, this is not natural. Do you have like--is there like a secret society of 90s enthusiasts, do you have some kind of network of people who--why are you laughing, what'd I say?
dfjdsfhsdjfdsjkfsdKDLHFSDHFGDSJKFHSDJKFHJSDKFS BURRO OH MY GOD YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO *GASPS FOR AIR*
And now some macros for your trouble:
STEVE MCGARRETT IN A MACRO:
DANNY WILLIAMS IN A MACRO:
OTHER SHIT THAT MADE ME LOL TONIGHT:
OH JESUS, ALSO, THIS:
HNNNNNNG, CHIN. HNNNNNNNNNG.
Burro: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND ALL THESE SO FAST?!
Me: The internet provides.
Burro: Fuck that, I use the internet too, this is not natural. Do you have like--is there like a secret society of 90s enthusiasts, do you have some kind of network of people who--why are you laughing, what'd I say?
dfjdsfhsdjfdsjkfsdKDLHFSDHFGDSJKFHSDJKFHJSDKFS BURRO OH MY GOD YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO *GASPS FOR AIR*
And now some macros for your trouble:
STEVE MCGARRETT IN A MACRO:
DANNY WILLIAMS IN A MACRO:
OTHER SHIT THAT MADE ME LOL TONIGHT:
OH JESUS, ALSO, THIS:
HNNNNNNG, CHIN. HNNNNNNNNNG.
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:31 am (UTC)OR MAYBE JUST A DOLPHIN WHO THINKS ITS DYING BECAUSE IT CANNOT BREATHE, AS I CANNOT IN THE FACE OF THOSE FIRST TWO MACROS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT.
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:38 am (UTC)AND:
CHIN HO KELLY, WITH A BASEBALL BAT, IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM. IT IS THE ANSWER TO CLUE FOREVER.
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:41 am (UTC)ON THE PLUS SIDE, THOUGH, HE GETS SEX WITH THIS GUY:
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:43 am (UTC)On a less delusional-sounding note, the comma chameleon is an ingeniously horrible pun.
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:49 am (UTC)Also, yeah, that Chin moment was a moment of wow, hello. (Considering that episode set off my flailometer so many times I nearly fell off the couch (not nec. for shipping reasons? because I am trying to hold out as long as I can, like I did with McShep in SGA) that was just icing on a delicious Five-0 cake.)
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Date: 2011-03-23 02:51 am (UTC)thisthese :Dno subject
Date: 2011-03-23 02:54 am (UTC)The best part about bb Danno is bb Steve calling to him in the background.
"No, Danno, come on, seriously, it'll be fun, I swear, I promise."
"Damnit, McGarrett, why do I let you convince me to do these things, why do I always acquiesce to your stupid fucking demands..."
Because babies talk like this, yes.
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 03:03 am (UTC)These are awesooomeeee, and I am proud to be in your secret Nostalgic Videos Provider Network ;)
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 03:10 am (UTC)comma chameleon omg
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:12 am (UTC)Right? RIGHT??? I have nothing but love for puns, NOTHING
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:13 am (UTC)And, hnnnng, unnnnnnf, REPORT TO THE PANTS, CHIN HO. REPORT TO THE PANTS.
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:13 am (UTC)HOWEVER I THINK IT IS PAST TIME FOR A SECOND VIEWING
*STARES*
BB!STEVE AND BB!DANNO:
Date: 2011-03-23 03:17 am (UTC)STEVE: You shouldn't eat so many cookies, are you trying to give yourself a heart attack?
DANNO: FUCK YOU I AM FOUR
2.
STEVE: Oh come on, Danno, it was just a little fun!
DANNO: WHO SWINGS FROM CHANDELIERS, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
3.
STEVE: I thought we were doing a thing!
DANNO: You kicked in the door to the snack cupboard, how can you even--your little legs shouldn't have enough force to--you know what, I can't even talk to you right now.
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:17 am (UTC)MACROS ARE THE MOST AWESOME AND MADE OF WIN! (also, thanks to a book I read in sixth grade, no one can ever mention swords without me going "non-euphemistic sword practice?" or, well, in this case "sword hitting?" but still. Because I will always be a sixth grader somewhere deep inside.
a;saj;sl; Now i want some episode to have them all randomly playing baseball since actually I think most the shows I watch randomly feature baseball and this apparently brings me joy. faily faily baseball. I feel like steve would continuously hit foul balls and not understand why it doesn't get to count. he and danny would argue a lot. Kono has a wicked pitch. Chin pwns everyone. danny threatens bodily harm when they tell him to be shortstop, and the only reason he says it so nicely is because Grace is there and he doesn't think she needs to be expanding her vocabulary with such words as he would be using.
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:18 am (UTC)I am proud to share a network with you, bb :D
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Date: 2011-03-23 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-23 03:20 am (UTC)No seriously, not just about sex...I view puns with some suspicion, not least because in my life they are sort of like mice, only with mice the half-a-dozen that are out of sight don't bury you in an avalanche within in minutes of the first one. But there is nothing quite like a good one.