i swear i am done posting now, jesus christ, sorry guys

[gyzym]

Dearest leupagus, this is mostly for you.



gyzym
YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER KIND OF MAKING OUT I WANT?

hermette
THE KONO KIND?

gyzym
...OKAY WELL YES THAT FOREVER
AND ACTUALLY I WANT
THE KONO/JENNA FIC
WHERE KONO IS LIKE

hermette
FYEAH

gyzym
LEMME SHOW YOU HOW TO USE A WEAPON
AND STEVE IS LIKE, I'M SURE THE CIA--
AND CHIN IS LIKE SHUT UP STEVE
AND KONO TAKES JENNA DOWN TO THE SHOOTING GALLERY
AND SHOWS HER HOW TO PLANT HER FEET

hermette
HOT

gyzym
AND THEN WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND JENNA FROM BEHIND
TO CORRECT HER STANCE AND ANGLE
AND SAYS, RIGHT UP AGAINST HER EAR, YEAH, I THINK YOU'VE GOT THIS
AND JENNA IS LIKE
DSGHSDJGHDSJGKHSJDKGHSDKG

hermette
ME TOO

gyzym
ALSO THE KONO/JENNA
WHERE LIKE
actually i may write this one but
kono and jenna start hanging out
because seriously all the dicks waving around
on their fucking team
and they love them, but christ
between danny and steve getting in pissing contests/flirting every other second
and chin's like, stoic competence but tendency towards random cock jokes
SOMETIMES IT IS A SAUSAGE FEST
and jenna hasn't had a friend in awhile
and kono's been so surrounded by all these stupid boys that it's really nice

hermette
ksdjf;lsd

gyzym
to be able to just hang out with someone else who gets it
and whatever, they're down at the beach
and grabbing lunch and coffee
and kono tells jenna about her family
and jenna tells kono about her fiance
and kono tries to teach jenna to surf and jenna tries to teach kono to swing dance
with mixed results
until eventually one night they're splayed out in kono's favorite spot on the island
this little rock outcropping over the water, where you can see forever into the sky and the ocean is crashing beneath them
and jenna's telling her this story about harvard and the pranks they used to play on the kids from MIT
and snorting a little on her laugh because she's really an incurable dork when it gets right down to it
for all she's brilliant and gorgeous and stupidly hot
and it's the easiest thing in the world for kono to roll over and kiss her

hermette
I LOVE THIS STORY SFM

gyzym
and jenna kind of freezes under her for a second and kono pulls back and laughs awkwardly
and says, what, you don't like girls?
and jenna blinks at her
and bites the edge of her lip
and says, i'm not...really sure
but i like you
and kono grins at her a little wildly and kisses her again

hermette
:DDDDDDDD

gyzym
only really she shouldn't underestimate jenna, because for all she's, you know, kind of a desk jockey done crazy
she's never one to back down from a challenge
and that's one of the things that's so great about her, is how when push comes to shove she's shoving
because kono gets that, because kono's been shoving her whole life
against her injury and the stupid stigma against her family in the HPD
against her family itself, on both sides--everyone for being stupid about chin and chin for being stupid about everyone
and so when jenna flips her over and straddles her

hermette
ksjdfsdf
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RN GET IT JENNA

gyzym
and rolls her eyes under those glasses and says, i'm not exactly a blushing virgin, okay?
kono
feels her heart
stutter in her chest

hermette
MINE TOO

gyzym
because jenna's right, and kono can't stop staring at the curve of her breasts
feels the flare of jenna's hips under her hands

hermette
I AM LIKE
BLUSHING RIGHT NOW
THAT IS HOW STUPID HOT THIS IS

gyzym
and she traces the line of jenna's collarbone and jenna huffs out this breath that's mostly laugh
a sound kono's gotten used to over the course of this friendship they've built between them
because they've gotten to this point where they speak in half-glances across the office and flicks of their wrists

hermette
O.O

gyzym
and it's terrifying, because it could all go dangerously wrong and jenna's got this past and kono's never loved anyone like this
so solid like this, in this way where she'd settle for never touching her so long as they never had to stop talking
because even though it would kill her
the alternative would be worse
but jenna slides her hand into kono's hair and leans in to catch her mouth
and kono tightens her fingers on jenna's hips and moans

hermette
:wheezes:

gyzym
and jenna tightens her thighs over kono's and bears down, and she kisses like she does everything
fluctuating between meticulous and impulsive
she's exploring every corner of kono's mouth and then pulling back, sucking on her lower lip, and kono
kono surges up into her like she's a cresting wave
balancing on that line between riding it and crashing into the water
and it's that same bright, screaming euphoria
that brilliant rush she's always loved so much, looked for so hard
and it's in the mouth of this girl who keeps surprising her and surprising her
who keeps showing up in her dreams unbidden
who blushes when she brings kono coffee but doesn't bat an eyelash at kono's filthiest jokes
and kono puts one hand on her cheek and slides the other hand into her jeans
and says, stop me if you don't--
and jenna says, do you honestly think i wouldn't stop you, if i didn't?
and kono has to kiss her again for that
for knowing herself like that, for trusting kono like that

...AND THEN WHITE-HOT FINGER-FUCKING I CAN'T WRITE INTO A CHAT WINDOW, BECAUSE JFC, I WILL ACTUALLY IMPLODE, BUT BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS HNNNG AND NOTHING HURTS AND SERIOUSLY JENNA IS VERY GOOD WITH HER FINGERS AND ALSO KONO IS GOING TO KEEP MAKING HER MAKE THOSE NOISES FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, YES SHE IS, THE END.

hermette
(meanwhile, Danny and Steve are sprawled out in front of the television in their boxers, half-eaten pizza on the floor, snoring into one another's necks.)

gyzym
(SOMEWHERE, DANNY'S SPIDEY-SENSE IS TINGLING AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY)
(AND HE SAYS, STEVE, I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING)
(AND STEVE SAYS, SHUT UP, I'M SLEEPING HERE.)

Oh also--I feel like this should go without saying, but lady bashing is not cool and will be firmly trod upon. Okay? Okay.

Comments

[loverly.livejournal.com]

AND THEN WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND JENNA FROM BEHIND

asdgsaassdfasasdhhasgfasghas

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY I JUST WANT THE TWO OF THEM ALL OVER EACH OTHER FOREVER, because, just, seriously, like Grace Park wasn't hfjdsfshjdfjdskfdfsdjkfjdst enough to begin with, but now we have HELLO, ALEX MACK, YOU GREW UP TO BE OUTSTANDINGLY UNBELIEVABLY HOT, not to mention the degree to which they are both INCREDIBLE BRILLIANT BAMFS and just hnnnnnnng brain melty explodey pop hnnnnnng.

[seeingrightly.livejournal.com]

Llodfslksdfsdkjhsdg that is how I am going to picture Steve and Danny off the job forevermore.

But more importantly: HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG. I'm not sure how I feel about Jenna yet; there's a lot of duality to her and we need it explored NOW. Kono is totally free to do that exploring for us all!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Dude, I love her already--she is FEMALE STEVE IN MANY WAYS, brave and maybe a little bit crazy and driven by this fucked up past and sfdhfsd I CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.

AND NEITHER CAN KONO.

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO, GOD IF YOU ACTUALLY WRITE THIS STORY...

pls write this story. :D:D:D:D

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

*WAITS DESPERATELY ON NEXT EP SO CAN HAVE ENOUGH FODDER TO ACTUALLY BUILD A CHARACTER OFF OF*

If it was just porn I could totally do it all now, but dsfdsjf I WANT TO KNOW JENNA WELL ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO WRITE WHAT WILL PROBABLY TURN INTO 6K OF KONO/JENNA FRIENDSHIP BUILDING INTO SOMETHING MORE.

[theonlytwin.livejournal.com]

THE AWESOME PORN, see the point i was making, AWESOME.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

fjsdlfjsdlkf even though I TOTALLY HOP-SKIPPED OVER THE ACTUAL PORN IN THIS because there is only so explicit I can get in a chat window fsdjhfjskdf

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

I am not at *all* convinced that someone who looks that much like Dr. Maddow is "not sure" about liking girls. Or that her "fiance" isn't spelled "fiancee". Canon did the pronoun dance, you know.

Also, there was something non-flirty about Kono & Danny's sexting scene, y'know? Almost as though Kono has come out to Danny and he's cool with her preferring girls, it gives him someone he can *talk* to ...

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

In other words, I FORESEE A FEMMESLASHY FUTURE. AND NOTHING HURTS.

[setsuna-jikan.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, both of those ideas are amazing, christ, I like your brain muchly.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

MY BRAIN IS PRETTY MUCH JUST *THUD* AT THE IDEA OF THESE TWO TOGETHER. *THUD* FOREVER.

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

♥___♥
YES YES YES~~~
I need a Kono icon. I am tempted for Kono to make some comment about how she can harness stripper speak at will and then congratulate herself afterwards. xD

[the-beccaroo.livejournal.com]

I swear to god I had this conversation with my friend this morning (except without the lady sex because ooh golly I was at work and hoshit that is HOT) but about how Jenna and Kono need to escape the ridiculous sausage fest known as H50 because hi, Kono totally has a thing for hipster nerd glasses that she never realized before and Jenna pretty much can't stop looking at Kono's arms and oh god she smells really good.

/or something. But yes. Kono/Jenna fo'eva. Also, Grace Park and girl sex and I can't, I just can't. hng.

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

YES. I want them to pass ALL THE BECHDEL, ALL THE TIME, noaw pls.

[lizzy-someone.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE

AND I WANT THIS FIC.

[hermitsoul]

Mmmm. I would so read this!

(and Chin and Malia are curled up in bed after enjoying their own sexy times, placing bets on which couple will be caught working a little 'overtime' first. of course, neither win; Danny and Kono enjoy walking in on them a little too much. Malia doesn't mind nearly as much as she thinks she should.)

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

Kono would definitely get all hands on instructional, which, we've kind of seen with Danny. Which is to say TOTES PLAUSIBLE IN MY BOOK. also, A+ FOR EVERYTHING.

[viennajones.livejournal.com]

I want that too happen so badly. ♥

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

asdfsdk PLEASE WRITE THIS BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME AND SHOULD EXIST ALREADY.

[celemie.livejournal.com]

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES PLEASE FOREVER AND EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

NNNGGHHH. YES. So HOT.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

BB, BB, I WOULD READ THIS FOREVER.

Also, I really, really don't understand all this lady bashing that's going on about H50's female cast. It's like only Kono is safe, because she's one of the team, and yet you have these amazing, beautifully-written, strong-minded, tough as rocks women everywhere -- the Governor, Rachel, and now Jenna, AND I JUST DON'T GET ALL THIS HATING GOING ON ABOUT THEM, because I love every single one of them, and I love Jenna, too, and I'm just so sad and ragey to read all the crap that's been heaped over the poor girl.

BUT YES, BACK TO THE SQUEEING, THIS IS AMAZING, THIS IS ALL THE THINGS, AND I NEED IT IN MY LIFE LIKE BURNING. ♥♥♥

[ariadne83]

GOD, THIS SHOW. THIS FUCKING SHOW. IT JUST KEEPS ON DELIVERING THE AWESOME, UNIQUE, HOT, DID-I-MENTION-AWESOME LADIES.

I endorse this plotbunny.

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

I haven't watched the last ep yet, but I want this to happen either way XD

Alex Mack! Bianca from 10 Things I hate About You with bb!JGL! I wore out my copy when I was twelve :p

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

OH MY THIS IS NICE TO WAKE UP TO.

[iam-space.livejournal.com]

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN ALL OF OUR LIVES ASAP.
Thank you, kind ma'am, for this tiniest of morsels but my hunger is not yet abated. *grabby hands*
♥♥♥

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

YES, YES, YES, YES omg YES SOME MORE TIMES A LOT x ELEVENTY asjdhflkasjhdlfasdf

(also, in the grand tradition of every permutation of shipping on this show is beautiful, I think Danny will get all awkward and flustered when he meets her, because she looks so much like Rachel Maddow, and Danny has this crush, you see, what with her having all those smart opinions about politics and shit, and not being any kind of schmuck, and so Jenna, she gets his wires crossed, and it's not that he wants to actually make a move or anything, what with being very happy with things with Steve, but he defs gets tongue tied and blushes more than once and Steve thinks this is hilarious)

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

Best thing to wake up to ever. Plus, swing dancing, I just, I can't -- you're brilliant, dudes. BRILLIANT.

[taurenova.livejournal.com]

Nng. I would read the hell of that. (Well, I would read the hell out of any Jenna fic despite the part where she's Alex Mack all grown up and that is weird but, oh! what I wouldn't give someone to run with that and make Jenna who Alex grew into because, frankly, that would be an awesome crossover.)

Um - I think the point was. That was hot. I look forwards to reading a version of it that has ALL THE WORDS.

[puckling.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING I LOVE NOTHING I HATE.

...AND THEN WHITE-HOT FINGER-FUCKING I CAN'T WRITE INTO A CHAT WINDOW, BECAUSE JFC, I WILL ACTUALLY IMPLODE, BUT BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS HNNNG AND NOTHING HURTS AND SERIOUSLY JENNA IS VERY GOOD WITH HER FINGERS AND ALSO KONO IS GOING TO KEEP MAKING HER MAKE THOSE NOISES FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, YES SHE IS, THE END.

Plllllllllllllllllz? Plz? :D