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gyzymHELLO, LIVEJOURNAL, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. *Shakes fist* It had better keep it together for the rest of the afternoon, or we are going to have words.
Seriously, you guys, I am having a day, a day full of the stomach flu and also the stomach flu. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, STOMACH. We are in a cease-fire right this moment, and I am hoping it lasts long enough for me to make it to the deli and get some matzo ball soup.
It will not be as good as mine, of course, but beggars cannot be choosers.
ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO SAY A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS ABOUT MONDAY'S HAWAII FIVE-0, complete with screencaps from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
midnight_road, whose brilliance I would not have discovered without ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thegrrrl2002's last post. THANK YOU GUYS; YOU SAVED THE INTERNET FROM MY TERRIBLE SCREENSHOTS WITH THE LITTLE CLICKY BAR STILL IN THEM BECAUSE I AM BAD AT EVERYTHING ♥
THING THE FIRST:
IF ALEX O'LOUGHLIN COULD JUST BE WET AND MAKING THE BAMF-FACE FROM THAT ANGLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Seriously, you guys, look at the way that shirt clings to him. Look at it. And then there's the wet hair curling at the back of his neck and displaced a little and dripping down his neck and hnnnnnnng, I think you guys all probably know about my soaked kink by now but H to the N to the motherfucking NNNNNG, for real.
AND THEN, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, WE HAVE SCOTTY CAAN'S MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS, SERIOUSLY, DO THEY JUST PAINT HIM INTO WARDROBE, IS HE LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WITH THE PANTS IN GREASE WHERE THEY LITERALLY SEW HIM INTO THESE SHIRTS, OH MY GOD. Look at his arms, you guys. Look at his hands, dgdjghd and I love how Steve is dripping and looking a little smaller than usual for it, with everything clinging like that, and Danny's all puffed up and pissed off next to him, THIS CAP IS MY HAPPY PLACE THE END.
THING THE SECOND:
Okay, this is just one of the many wounded angry faces McGarrett sports in this episode, and I am not complaining. O'Lough is getting good at that, and the Epic Manpain plotline is not one I object to, and while I'm still kind of waiting for Mark Dacascos to say THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ME KILLING YOUR FAMILY, I can throw down with this storyline.
Yes, that was a Bobby Flay joke. See what I did there? Do you see?
HOWEVER. While I do not object to the uptick of Steve's wounded angry faces (I honest to god just picked a random one out of the entire queue available in 1.19 alone), we do...need to talk...about the dialogue. Because while I understand that it is very painful and I respect that, I do, if you're going to spend that much time repeating the phrase "man who killed my father," there's only one acceptable way to do it. Repeat after me, Steven:
Hello. My name is Steve McGarrett. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
WHATEVER GUYS, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, IT'S STILL BETTER THAN 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND' AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Seriously, you guys, I am having a day, a day full of the stomach flu and also the stomach flu. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, STOMACH. We are in a cease-fire right this moment, and I am hoping it lasts long enough for me to make it to the deli and get some matzo ball soup.
It will not be as good as mine, of course, but beggars cannot be choosers.
ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO SAY A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS ABOUT MONDAY'S HAWAII FIVE-0, complete with screencaps from
midnight_road, whose brilliance I would not have discovered without thegrrrl2002's last post. THANK YOU GUYS; YOU SAVED THE INTERNET FROM MY TERRIBLE SCREENSHOTS WITH THE LITTLE CLICKY BAR STILL IN THEM BECAUSE I AM BAD AT EVERYTHING ♥ THING THE FIRST:
IF ALEX O'LOUGHLIN COULD JUST BE WET AND MAKING THE BAMF-FACE FROM THAT ANGLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Seriously, you guys, look at the way that shirt clings to him. Look at it. And then there's the wet hair curling at the back of his neck and displaced a little and dripping down his neck and hnnnnnnng, I think you guys all probably know about my soaked kink by now but H to the N to the motherfucking NNNNNG, for real.
AND THEN, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, WE HAVE SCOTTY CAAN'S MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS, SERIOUSLY, DO THEY JUST PAINT HIM INTO WARDROBE, IS HE LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WITH THE PANTS IN GREASE WHERE THEY LITERALLY SEW HIM INTO THESE SHIRTS, OH MY GOD. Look at his arms, you guys. Look at his hands, dgdjghd and I love how Steve is dripping and looking a little smaller than usual for it, with everything clinging like that, and Danny's all puffed up and pissed off next to him, THIS CAP IS MY HAPPY PLACE THE END.
THING THE SECOND:
Okay, this is just one of the many wounded angry faces McGarrett sports in this episode, and I am not complaining. O'Lough is getting good at that, and the Epic Manpain plotline is not one I object to, and while I'm still kind of waiting for Mark Dacascos to say THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ME KILLING YOUR FAMILY, I can throw down with this storyline.
Yes, that was a Bobby Flay joke. See what I did there? Do you see?
HOWEVER. While I do not object to the uptick of Steve's wounded angry faces (I honest to god just picked a random one out of the entire queue available in 1.19 alone), we do...need to talk...about the dialogue. Because while I understand that it is very painful and I respect that, I do, if you're going to spend that much time repeating the phrase "man who killed my father," there's only one acceptable way to do it. Repeat after me, Steven:
WHATEVER GUYS, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, IT'S STILL BETTER THAN 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND' AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
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Date: 2011-03-24 07:30 pm (UTC)I seriously have a little bit of trouble taking the Wo Fat storyline seriously (for all that it is totally srs bsns) because I am SUCH A HUGE IRON CHEF FAAAAN and Mark Dacascos is GOD SO CAMPY on it.
ALLEZ CUISINE INDEED, MARK.
Also that Steve screencap? EPIC. THE EYES. THE CRAZY CRAZY EYES.
I heart Steve's manpain.
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Date: 2011-03-24 08:09 pm (UTC)It didn't help that I was drunk and half-asleep when I watched that episode. I laaaaaaughed forever, man, it was epic. PEANUTS.
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Date: 2011-03-24 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-24 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-24 10:10 pm (UTC)*esplodes*
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Date: 2011-03-24 10:19 pm (UTC)AU
STEVE AND DANNY IN THE . . .
Oh fuck it, I'm going to have to write it aren't I?
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Date: 2011-03-24 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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