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[gyzym]

HELLO, LIVEJOURNAL, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. *Shakes fist* It had better keep it together for the rest of the afternoon, or we are going to have words.

Seriously, you guys, I am having a day, a day full of the stomach flu and also the stomach flu. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, STOMACH. We are in a cease-fire right this moment, and I am hoping it lasts long enough for me to make it to the deli and get some matzo ball soup.

It will not be as good as mine, of course, but beggars cannot be choosers.

ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO SAY A COUPLE OF QUICK THINGS ABOUT MONDAY'S HAWAII FIVE-0, complete with screencaps from midnight_road, whose brilliance I would not have discovered without thegrrrl2002's last post. THANK YOU GUYS; YOU SAVED THE INTERNET FROM MY TERRIBLE SCREENSHOTS WITH THE LITTLE CLICKY BAR STILL IN THEM BECAUSE I AM BAD AT EVERYTHING ♥



THING THE FIRST:



IF ALEX O'LOUGHLIN COULD JUST BE WET AND MAKING THE BAMF-FACE FROM THAT ANGLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Seriously, you guys, look at the way that shirt clings to him. Look at it. And then there's the wet hair curling at the back of his neck and displaced a little and dripping down his neck and hnnnnnnng, I think you guys all probably know about my soaked kink by now but H to the N to the motherfucking NNNNNG, for real.

AND THEN, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, WE HAVE SCOTTY CAAN'S MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS, SERIOUSLY, DO THEY JUST PAINT HIM INTO WARDROBE, IS HE LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WITH THE PANTS IN GREASE WHERE THEY LITERALLY SEW HIM INTO THESE SHIRTS, OH MY GOD. Look at his arms, you guys. Look at his hands, dgdjghd and I love how Steve is dripping and looking a little smaller than usual for it, with everything clinging like that, and Danny's all puffed up and pissed off next to him, THIS CAP IS MY HAPPY PLACE THE END.

THING THE SECOND:



Okay, this is just one of the many wounded angry faces McGarrett sports in this episode, and I am not complaining. O'Lough is getting good at that, and the Epic Manpain plotline is not one I object to, and while I'm still kind of waiting for Mark Dacascos to say THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS ME KILLING YOUR FAMILY, I can throw down with this storyline.

Yes, that was a Bobby Flay joke. See what I did there? Do you see?

HOWEVER. While I do not object to the uptick of Steve's wounded angry faces (I honest to god just picked a random one out of the entire queue available in 1.19 alone), we do...need to talk...about the dialogue. Because while I understand that it is very painful and I respect that, I do, if you're going to spend that much time repeating the phrase "man who killed my father," there's only one acceptable way to do it. Repeat after me, Steven:

Hello. My name is Steve McGarrett. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

WHATEVER GUYS, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, IT'S STILL BETTER THAN 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND' AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

Comments

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

HGJKHGKJHDSKLHSDL LJ BEING DOWN EARLIER WAS PISSING ME OFF SOMETHIGN RIGHTEOUS. IT APPEARS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE MEMO.

WHAT DELISH CAPS YOU HAVE THERE, MADAME.

DUDE, THE CHAIRMAN NEEDS TO SAY THAT IRL. AND BY IRL I MEAN IN THE SHOW. HOW HILARIOUS?! ID PROBS DIE. AND HE'D DO IT BAD-KUNG-FU-MOVIE STYLE HDJGHKLADSHGDALKHG YES.

PS I HATE BOBBY FLAY >:| IDK WHAT IT IS, W/ THE GRILLING AND THE TEQUILA AND LETS MAKE THINGS OUTSIDE.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I ALSO HATE BOBBY FLAY. BECAUSE HE IS A GIGANTIC ASSHOLE. I HATE ALL OF HIS SHOWS AND ALSO HIS FACE. But I see no reason not to make jokes about/at his expense :D

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

THATS TOTALLY FINE, TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE.