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[gyzym]

These dreams I keep having, I don't understand:

Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Steve: *dryhumps*
Danny: WHAT THE HELL
Steve: THIS IS HOW YOU SOOTHE PEOPLE
Danny: NO IT ISN'T, ASSHOLE, STOP THAT, PEOPLE WILL SEE
Steve: SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.

sdfhdsfhdjf oh subconscious why you so crazy

Comments

[amireal.livejournal.com]

I CAN TOTALLY SEE STEVE BEING A THREE BOOZE SOOTHER!

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Man, my crazy dreams are never that much fun. LUCKY, GYZYM, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

[vulpesvortex.livejournal.com]

I love weird-ass dreams. I think I once had one about Holmes and Watson pulling a train heist in China? IDEK.

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

Guuuh what a hIlarious dream!!! Day is soothed by dry humping...;)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED. YES. *G*

[leupagus.livejournal.com]

I know it would soothe me, is all I'm saying.

[winslow-arizona.livejournal.com]

Why don't I ever get to have weird dreams like that? Mine all seem to involve rabies, snakes, and/or my old high school.

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling pretty soothed...

KEEP SOOTHING, STEVE!

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing... no seriously you should hear the sickly gasping noises I made*

Why do you get to be so lucky with your hilarious dreams? My dream was about a family party, folk dancing, helping a friend to forge something on a deadline, teaching a baby how to count in Japanese (only I kept forgetting the number seven), and listening to the Winter Olympics on the radio. COMPLETELY LACKING IN WTF STEVE/DANNY SHENANIGANS.

[padfootthegrim.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS? WHHHYYYYYYY

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

BRB LOLLING SO HARD MY ROOMMATE JUST YELLED "THE FUCKS THE MATTER W/ YOU NOW?" FROM HER ROOM.

omg haha this perfectly encompasses their relationship.

[squidgiepdx]

HOMG!!!!!! ::swoon::

Now can someone explain to me why the only dream I remember from last night was me looking out the window, thinking it was snowing? ::facepalm::

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

Your brain is the source of all awesome things. Just embrace it.

(it has been so freezing in my room at night that it's been giving me nightmares I don't even realize are nightmares until I wake up feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack and then going "oh, being chased by all sorts of supernatural creatures and hanging from the top of chain link fences would probably freak me out, wouldn't it?" See. your brain = so much more awesome)

[sunsaralyn.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I read too much Sentinel fic last night, so my mind was dreaming about Jim/Blair, but yes. Hilarious. And I can see Steve thinking that it should soothe him, and Danno going, "No, you jerk, soothing involves soft music and cookies and milk and things like that. This? This is not soothing. This is something else entirely."

[atira7.livejournal.com]

Your mind just seems like such a wonderful place to be ♥