Mar. 21st, 2011

gyzym: (John Stewart facepalm)
THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS NOT MY FAULT, OKAY, IT'S REALLY NOT.

Right, so, I almost finished the Steve counterpart to that fic I put up earlier, only then my brain crapped out and [livejournal.com profile] elrhiarhodan did this music quiz thinger where you put your iTunes on shuffle and answer questions with the songs that come up. So I did that, and got mostly hilarious results, which I then...went through and talked about...because I have this problem where I am incapable of shutting up.

You guys are going to think so much fucking less of my music taste after this. HOWEVER, the basic principals of this XKCD comic (totally and very much copyright Randall Munroe) pretty much apply here as well:



In conclusion: try to contain your disdain. I know it will be difficult.

Also, I've concluded that my iTunes actually hates me. )
gyzym: (Default)
1. HOW IS HE REAL:

Burro: Hey, while I'm home, can you teach me to use the stove?
Me: Oh my god, you want to learn to cook?! Yes, YES, let's pick some of your favorite dishes and I'll show you how to make them--oh my god, what about the beef stew with the bacon and the red wine, you love that--
Burro: Wait, hold up--okay, I don't want to risk not getting the stew, though. You have to promise me you're still gonna make the stew, but you're just, I feel like I should stop you before you get excited. But you're still gonna make the stew if I tell you this, right?
Me: I...yes? What--
Burro: Stew is too hard. I mean like, those packages of rice, I keep buying them and I can't make them work.
Me: Packages of rice?
Burro: Yeah, you know, like with the flavors and shit! There's a chicken one and a beef one--
Me: Oh my god, those Lipton things!? Dude, there are directions on the package.
Burro: They're too hard!
Me: You just boil water and--oh my god. Oh my god, please tell me you can boil water.
Burro: Shit's harder than it looks, that's all I'm saying. You can judge me all you want, I don't care. I wear my sunglasses at night because my future's...wait, you're still making the stew, right? YOU PROMISED.

daslkdaskd I love this kid so much oh my god.

2. DFHDSJKFHDS ALMOST H50 TIME ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST, HAPPY SHOW DAY!! I am not watching until 11 EST, so if you guys could do me a massive favor and keep spoilers out of the comments until afterwards I would hugely appreciate it :D

3. Oh, right, fanfiction! That thing I came here to post. This is the Steve counterpart to the wild corners, that Danny fic I put up yesterday. 3,000 words this time, god knows why.



Title: happiness like a bullet in the back
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It occurs to Steve, a little late, that there might be a place for him here already, one he doesn't have to eke out.

happiness like a bullet in the back )

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