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[gyzym]

Okay so:

The campus internet has decided today that my f-list is too dirty for me to view. THIS IS FRUSTRATING ON A NUMBER OF LEVELS: first, there is the fact that I was to know what is going on with y'all. And second, this means that THERE IS SOME KIND OF HOT SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I AM NOT VIEWING.

So, here's my plan--let's stick it to the campus. Even if they block this entry from me (and they might--some of my own dirtier stories are blocked on the internet here, which makes me laugh, because I WROTE THEM, GUYS, YOU CANNOT BLOCK ME FROM MY OWN BRAIN), all my comments will come through to my Gmail account.

So, here is is: THE FIVE ACTS MEME. With the added bonus of sticking it the man, Mozzie-style.



1.) Make a post at your journal/fic-place/wherever containing your list of your five favourite acts to read about, and underneath that list the fandoms/pairings that you like.
2.) I will have a master-list up: comment there with a link to your five-acts entry and I'll add it to the list.
3.) Go to other people's lists and comment fic all over their gosh-darn FACES.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT.

And by "PROFIT" I mean "YAY PORN!"


Five Acts:
1. Frotting
2. Anything involving water (NOT PEE THOUGH, YOU GUYS. WATER, NOT WATERSPORTS. I'm talking shower!sex, lake!sex, rain!sex. Anything where at least one party is soaking wet. NOT PEE.)
3. Cunnilingus
4. Nipples!
5. Uh. Can hair-pulling count as a kink? I suppose I really mean like--just this side of rough sex. Yanking of the hair and throwing people across beds. IS THERE A WORD FOR THIS?

Fandoms:
White Collar
Harry Potter
Sherlock Holmes
Psych



In conclusion: FIGHT THE POWER, WRITE SOME PORN :D

[ETA: Indeed, the campus internet WILL NOT allow me to see the comments of this post. I can edit the entry, but not see/reply to the comments. IT KNOWS WHERE THE PORN IS. But thosewerepearls, by ALL MEANS do number 5 (!!!) and photoash OHMYGOD THAT IS HOT and speccygeekgrrl I am glad I am not the only one to find that kink valid and themkshrine I am so excited already to see what you do with it. And everyone who comments after this, your comments are DEEPLY APPRECIATED and BEING READ via Gmail and I WILL ANSWER YOU AFTER 5 PM WHEN I AM BACK TO INTERNET THAT DOESN'T HATE PORN. I love you guys :D]

[ETA AGAIN: WOW. It let me answer ONE COMMENT AND THEN STOPPED AGAIN WHAT THE HELL INTERNET I GIVE UP ON YOU]

[ETA A THIRD TIME: In response to the emails/comments/messages to the effect that LJ is blocking a ton of people from comments--THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. However, I am sure that is not the cause of my problem, or at least not the only cause. Why, you ask?

Well, because when *I* try to see my comments, a screen comes up that says "Web content filtered. Reason: sex." HILARIOUS AND FRUSTRATING, NO?]

Comments

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

cont...


Confused, Peter stood there hard and wanting. And suddenly, Neal’s hands were trying to free his cock again. Neal slid to his knees in the water, forcing Peter to take a step back. Neal’s eyes cast up to him, Peter’s fly already loose, Neal’s jacket hanging from his elbows.

“No,” he said, frowning, stepping back again. “No, Neal.” Even though his prick cried yes and leaked hot in his cold jeans.

“What do you want?” Neal asked, starting to shiver. Peter looked down at him, wet at his feet.

Then Peter backed away. He left Neal there on the ground, ready to suck his cock, and he shook his head, turning, and walking quickly away. He couldn’t look back. What he had done was wrong. What he was doing was wrong. But arresting Neal Caffrey after frotting him, wet, against a concrete wall in the dark… Would be the worst wrong of all.

Peter climbed the embankment, to get away, to get home, to get dry and warm and try to face himself in the mirror, in the morning, in the office, with his wife. He had told himself he wouldn’t look back, but the drive to chase and find Neal was too great and he succumbed. Neal was gone. In the place where they had been was an empty shadow. Peter’s cock still ached. His mouth ached from kissing him. Peter climbed back over the guard rail and began the long walk home.

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[elrhiarhodan]

HOT...scorchingly hot. And a little angsty too.

Yummy

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

THANKS!!!! :-D :-D

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

Okay, this one just like...made my day. THE FROTTING. THE UST AND THEN THE RESOLUTION AND PETER ALL GUILTY AND NEAL SHIVERING AND THEY'RE BOTH SOAKED AND HOLY FUCK THIS IS PART OF MY CANON NOW DFJDSJFDSFDJSGDJSHDSJGHDSJGDSJGHDJSGHDSJGHDKJGHDSKJGHDSJKGHDSJKGHDSKJGHDSJKGHDSKJGHDSJKGHSJKGHDSKGS

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

I have never gotten so many letters in keyboard freak out feedback before!!!!!!!! To this I say:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fuck wit yo canon, Eastin!

Thank you so much!!!!!!

I'm THRILLED you like it!!!! :-D

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

This is wonderful.

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwthankyou!!!! :-) :-)

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[photoash.livejournal.com]

Wow amazingly hot and angsty... I love that Neal asks him what he wants and that Peter just flees!! :D

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

Thanks so very much!!!!

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[bientot.livejournal.com]

grinding wet body to wet body, the rain still coming, drowning them both, concealing them in grey slate while they rutted in a ditch together

This is poetry. Hot porny poetry, two guys who both know why they can't do this, but are doing it anyhow because how can they not???

And (waves hands at the original post and all the replies) THIS is why I keep being so in love with fandom. HOLY COW.

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Isn't everyone awesome? Isn't this piece JUST THE MOST GORGEOUSLY HOT THING EVER?

Seriously, my flist FTW :D

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

I'm replying to both of you at once, because I'm having horrible connectivity problems and who the hell knows when I'll get back on here.

I CANNOT THANK YOU BOTH ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To have my erotica/porn/whatever called poetry is the highest compliment (since I do write poetry and love it!)

And to provoke flist love...PRICELES!!!!!!

I feel the same.

*bows humbly to all*

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

OMG. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS. OMG OMG OMG.

IT IS SO HOT. AND ALSO COLD AT THE SAME TIME. AND NEAL GETS ON HIS KNEES TO BLOW HIM AND THEN PETER LEAVES HIM THERE. EVEN THOUGH HIS DICK IS LEAKING. INTO HIS COLD JEANS.

OMG OMG OMG.

OMG.

Re: Sacrilege, P/N, NC-17, 1, 2, 4, and a little 5

[themkshrine.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was, like, 98% sure you would love it and therefore had just not seen it, but I didn't want to seem (or BE) arrogant.

SO SO HAPPY YOU READ AND LOVED!!!! :-) :-)

My writerly process with this fic is complete now. ;-)