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[gyzym]

OKAY, LET'S BE CLEAR HERE.

Time it Is Acceptable To Talk On The Phone In The Library:
-A family member is going to the emergency room, and you need to get the details while you are packing up your things.
-You yourself need to go to the emergency room, and need to secure one of those rides with sirens.
-Someone/something is on fire.

Times it Is Not Acceptable To Talk On The Phone In The Library:
-Any other time.

TIMES IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO SCREAM INTO YOUR PHONE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VERIZON BILL IN THE GODDAMN LIBRARY:
NEVER. NEVER. NEEEEEEVER, SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TAKE THAT PHONE OUT OF YOUR HAND AND BEAT YOU WITH IT, OH MY FUCKING GOD. SERIOUSLY, LADY, THERE IS A DOOR RIGHT THERE. STEP. OUT. OF. IT. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WRITE PORN STUDY.

*TEARS OUT HAIR*

Comments

[photoash.livejournal.com]

let's see if you can even comment on this? :)

I am just mystified why your college blocks stuff because what if you are doing research on real medical and biological terms?? O_O

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

HILARIOUS, TODAY IT IS LETTING ME LOOK AT HB'S NIPPLEPLAY GIFTIE :DDD

I don't even know. I'm still trying to figure out the word that triggers the block. SILLY INTERNETS.

[photoash.livejournal.com]

LOLOL on it letting you do that!! O_o who knows that's bizarre!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CAN FIGHT THE PULL OF NIPPLEPORN.

I still can't access MY OWN PORN, which makes me lol every time. YOU CANNOT SAVE ME FROM MYSELF, GUYS.

[photoash.livejournal.com]

:D hehehe... well yeah :)

Are you getting a lot of writing done?

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Tons! But a bunch of it is on stuff I can't share yet (remix, bb, etc), and a bunch of it is Holmes. WAAAH.

I am planning on popping up part I of that WC fanmix tonight or tomorrow though, it's all done and the file is zipped and the lyrics/explanations are written and I juuuust need to figure out how to properly use the upload sites. So...yay?

[photoash.livejournal.com]

I can host it for you on some of my web space.

Sendspace and mediafire are pretty easy to use too! :)

yay for writing!!!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

WITH HOLMESIAN DETERMINATION, I PUZZLED OUT SENDSPACE!

...or, you know, followed the directions. In any case, it's up and ready for download. Thanks much for the hosting offer, though! Had sendspace not started working like six seconds after I got your comment I TOTALLY would have taken you up on that :D

[elrhiarhodan]

I definitely think you need to go over to that bitch, rip not only her phone out of her hand, but her arm off of her body and beat her to death with the wet end.

BECAUSE THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR INTERRUPTING THE WRITING OF PORN - EVER.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SFJSDKFJDSFDSFKJDF I AM GOING TO NEED TO RETAIN YOU PROFESSIONALLY TO DEFEND MY ASS WHEN I CHOKE A BITCH

THIS IS A FUCKING LIBRARY

STFU.

(Also, lol, it can't really be distracting me THAT much, because a song just came on that starts with the line "It can come from out of nowhere" and I heard "LICKING come from out of nowhere," and I was like NO, SONG, IT CAME FROM WATSON'S COCK. And then I was like, that can't possibly be what the song said. AND THEN THE BITCH YELLED SOME MORE.)

[hoosierbitch.livejournal.com]

DUDE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

One time I was in the basement of the library, where there were many comfy chairs and couches to be found. I was the only one down there, sitting on one of many couches, reading my Euripides, minding my own business.

AND BITCH CAME DOWN, SAT ON MY COUCH AND THEN ATE A BAG OF DORITOS.

I might have smothered her with the empty bag. IDK. My memories of that night are just a haze of RAGE.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

kfjdskfjdsfjsdk I LOVE THAT ICON OMFG