broadcasting live from saturday morning brunch with my family

[gyzym]

Oh my god these people are out of their minds:

Me: Maybe we take Burrito to see Rango tomorrow?
Burro: No, we gotta be downtown for the tournament by 4.
Me: Wait, you're going downtown for more basketball? What?! What happened to 'all our senses are tingling with basketball'?
Burro: That was yesterday.
My Father: We're going to watch basketball on TV all day today, and then we're going to watch it live all day tomorrow.
Burro: That's just what we do.
My Father: Because we're MEN!
Burrito: ~Men men men, manly men men~

Also, further proof that we are the worst Jews of all:

My Father: Wait, so is it actually Purim today?
Me: I thought it was the 21st.
Burrito: That's the spring equinox.
Burro: My phone says it's today.
My Father: Oh. Well, uh, happy Purim!
Burrito: Happy Purim!
Me: Happy Purim!
Burro: Heh heh heh, we named one of the pledges Haman this year.

My mother skipped this morning, guys. I'm alone in a sea of crazy dudes. Send help!

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Comments

[illian.livejournal.com]

FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE

[mistresscurvy.livejournal.com]

Your family is all kinds of delightful. Possibly they are less so when they're not just amusement on the Internet. :)

I don't know if this is HELP, exactly, but here, have some of Tom Hardy's cock (really, really not joking):

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD HOW.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED.

ITS NOT EVEN THE PENIS (its a little the penis)

THE SCENE. WHERE HE'S ON THE PHONE (with the penis) AND THEN HE SHOUTS. FOR HIS MOM.

!!!!

[oaktree89.livejournal.com]

oh good lord XD

(fyi: tonight is erev purim, which means from sundown tonight to sundown tomorrow night it is purim and you can get your manischewitz on.)

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

YOUR FAMILY = ♥ ♥ ♥

[ravyn-09.livejournal.com]

Run Jiz! I'll cover you!

[photoclerk.livejournal.com]

You need to watch Robin Hood Men in Tights and make Burrito sing the Men in Tights song for us all.
This is a thing that should happen.

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

I'm right up in the "Worst Jews" category with you...Purim? Really? I'd forgotten all about it. *hangs head in shame*

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

RUN TO FANDOM!!!

[postcardmystery.livejournal.com]

I think someone has confused "manly men" with "fucking lunatics". (I say this with love. But you knew that.)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURRO OH MY GOD.

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

Purim started tonight at sundown and goes on all day tomorrow. It's not the kind of holiday you have to stop watching basketball to observe. It's very minor. The observances of Purim are to hear the book of Esther, give money to charity and food to your friends, and get drunk. (I have not done that part yet, but I'm very tired, I hope that counts.) Since Cleveland doesn't have a wall around it, you don't have to observe it through Monday.

So go get some hamantashen and stop feeling bad. Pax vobiscum.