[personal profile] gyzym
So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am [ profile] gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

Hawaii 5-0

Curving Like the Ocean Toward You, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.

Don't Turn Me Home Again, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], NC-17 [Ao3]
After a rough day of island living, Danny wakes up in New Jersey and learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes for.

bring you out under this flooded sky at any price, Steve/Danny, NC-17 [Ao3]
In which Danny puts his family first, New Jersey weather is as unpleasant as advertised, and absolutely no one is impressed with Steve.

We Believe in the Sum of Ourselves, Steve/Danny, R to NC-17 [Ao3]
This is Danny out of of control. [Post-ep for 1.16]

You Testify and I'll Pour the Drinks, Steve/Danny [Danny/Rachel], PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Post-ep for 1.18.


Wherever You Will Be (That's Where I'll Call Home) {The Domestic Verse}

Series Master Post | Series Tag | Series on Ao3

1. between my reflex & my resolve, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don't talk to for thirteen months shouldn't be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur's chest is doing. There are rules.

2. this life looks good on you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
There are only four rules in Arthur's house.

3. i could be the thing you reach for in the middle of the night, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Eames had always thought Arthur would be a morning person.

4. to tell you the truth i prefer the worst in you, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Eames starts the day by sitting on a pack of cigarettes.

5. pressed against the pending physics of my passed down last name, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
The thing is...the thing is Arthur'd thought Eames played it fast and loose with affection like he plays it fast and loose with everything else, and instead it's been this stupid climb, hand over foot, and of the two of them Eames has been the braver, really.

6. take the long way home (soft as the radio), Ariadne/Yusuf, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
The thought washes over her, steady and calming like a warm breeze, that this could be her own kind of love story.

7. life long local foreigner, i, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
Arthur grins, lazy and relaxed, and Eames thinks that maybe this is how people get through these things, tethered to one another when they can't hold on anywhere else.

8. having let go forever the fallacy of ever being alone, Arthur/Eames, NC-17 [Ao3]
This time there are shitty dogeared paperbacks Arthur wouldn't be caught dead reading piled on the coffee table, and half-finished crosswords tucked into the bookshelves, and the far wall is hung with that tapestry they'd bought in a shit part of London on a whim. This time they've spent all day fixing their sink and there's a mug of yesterday's tea sitting on top of the television and it's not just Arthur's living room at all.

Other Inception Fic

A Whole New World, Arthur/Eames [Cobb/Saito], R [Ao3]
In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.

i thought of you and where you'd gone, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
Their eyes meet in the reflection of the frosted-over freezer glass, another layer of distance to be splayed haphazardly across the oceans and mountains and countries they keep building between them, and Eames is smiling at him.

we live under a halo of held breath, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Eames is wrong. Arthur can juggle.

Shit Arthur Says, Arthur/Eames, PG to PG-13 [Ao3]
Written for this prompt: Eames has a secret twitter called "Shit Arthur Says." Well, secret to Arthur, that is.

Believe Me if You Can (The House at Pooh Corner), Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Saito, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.

Lay Your Siege, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
Haven't you been paying attention? This is a war story. [Trojan War AU]

Don't Feed Me, Seymour, Arthur/Eames, PG [Ao3]
"This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.

We Must Unlearn The Constellations to See The Stars, Robert Fischer/OMC, Robert/Saito, R [Ao3]
Even in your dreams you never quite try hard enough. Even in your dreams you never get it exactly right.

I've Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York), Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Yusuf, PG-13 to R [Ao3]
Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte. [This story has been turned into a truly fantastic podfic by [ profile] pennyplainknits. ♥]

i'll see you when the sun sets east (don't forget me), Arthur/Eames, PG-13 [Ao3]
He knows he is alone, and that he is not supposed to be alone, and that someone else is here. He knows he had a name, once. He knows he is looking for something. [Limbo fic.]

we were once cinema gods in the night, Arthur/Eames, R [Ao3]
That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.

Sherlock Holmes

Things That Bear Repeating, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
When Holmes risks his life (again) and nearly dies (again), Watson decides enough is just about enough.

A Study in the Art of Proper Reciprocation, Holmes/Watson, NC-17
Holmes wakes to a mystery that is a decided pleasure to solve. [A sequel to Things That Bear Repeating.]

From the Archives, Holmes/Watson, PG
A day in the life of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, told in postcards.

A Measure of Honesty, Holmes/Watson, R
Honesty, as it happens, is all relative.

History, Repeating Itself, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
This is a multi-chaptered story in which John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are modern day American graduate students sharing an apartment. Yes, I am aware it sounds ridiculous. Now complete, the link above takes you to the story's master post. If you're interested in seeing AMAZING TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE STORY FANART/meta/my own ramblings about it/etc, feel free to try the History, Repeating Itself tag. Also, this story has been turned into an INCREDIBLY done audiofic by the amazing [ profile] speccygeekgrrl. You should check it out!

Valley Winter Song, Holmes/Watson, R to NC-17
The sequel to History, Repeating Itself. Currently a WIP [but not abandoned, just on hiatus!] the link above takes you to the first part.

White Collar

Captain Americaverse (Neal/Peter/El, some background Neal/Kate)
[NB: These stories can each stand alone, more or less. Also? They are posted here not in the order they were written, but in the order I think they should be read. This does not mean that they are posted chronologically within the 'verse, either...look. I am crazy. But they work best read in this order, I promise.]

this true/false thing, PG-15
Some things are true, and some are not.

Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey), R
Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.

The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, NC-17
Peter's right; Neal really does wear too many goddamn clothes.

Stupid is as Stupid Does, R to NC-17
A con's only as stupid as the reason you're running it.

Dice or No Dice, NC-17
Neal's had to abandon the use of many of his more specialized skills; he'll be damned if he abandons this one.

Another Saturday Night, NC-17
Peter's had a bad night; it's only fair that Neal and Elizabeth let him in on their fun.

Out in the Cold,
Neal never gets sick.

Other White Collar Fic

Anything But That, genfic, G
Neal objects to one of his many supposed crimes.

Insomnia's Net Worth, Neal/Peter, offscreen Neal/Peter/El, PG
In which Peter can't sleep, and Neal's late night television habits leave something to be desired.

Into The Fire (Or, Five Times Mozzie Caught Neal with His Pants Down), Neal/Kate, Neal/Moz, Neal/Peter, R to NC-17
There's more than one way to see a man naked.

Little Things, Neal/Kate, Neal/Peter/El if you squint, PG-13
Neal tries to think like a con man, like being sane is his cover.

Wait: The Don't Love You Like I (The Maps Remix), Neal/Peter, Peter/El, R
El finds the napkin in his pocket. [A remix of [ profile] thosewerepearls's brilliant You would wish long and long to be with him.]

Once a Criminal, Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter and El have a mystery to solve.

Earned (Or: That One Time With the Taxi), Neal/Peter, NC-17
"This is stupid," Neal says, and he's right, he's beyond right, but Peter doesn't care; he's been waiting long enough, now.

Beautiful Things In Cages Neal/Moz, PG
Mozzie has never been that kind of guy.

Whatever You Are (Be A Good One), Neal/Peter/El, NC-17
Peter should have known better than to let Neal into any situation involving the words "touch nothing."

The Anklet, And Other Blasphemed Poems
In which I rewrite The Raven (and then works by cummings, Whitman, and Coleridge) to be dirty White Collar porn. And so do other people!

Top to Bottom, Neal/Peter (implied Neal/Peter/El), NC-17
Neal Caffrey doesn't place bets without knowing the odds.

A prompt meme--50 prompts, 50 drabbles.

Harry Potter

Animalia, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, PG-13
Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.

A Rose, By Any Other Name, George/Lee, George/Various, R to NC-17
Resentment curls like a serpent on George’s tongue, flavoring his coffee bitter and his cigarette stale.

I Envy Not the Beast, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Remus, R to NC-17
I envy not the beast who takes/his license in the field of time. -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

These Conversations We Aren't Having, Sirius/Remus, PG-13
In which Sirius Black sleeps past four, there is much Indian take-away, and Remus Lupin scowls at moldy peas.

Let Us Be Silent, That We May Hear The Whispers of The Gods, NC-17
Remus Lupin doesn't want to hear it--not tomorrow and not yesterday, but certainly not right now.

20, James/Lily, Sirius/Remus
20 random facts about Sirius Black, as told by James Potter.

Left and Leaving, genfic, PG
Sirius spends the summer before Regulus’ sixth year outlining his brilliant plan for escape, which basically entails walking out one day and never, ever coming back.

Five Times Sirius Walked in On James and Lily (And One Time it Was Remus), James/Lily, R to NC-17
I think you guys can figure it out :D

Five Places Neville Never Thought He'd Get High (And Did Anyway), Neville/Ginny, Neville/Hannah Abbot, Neville/Teddy, R to NC-17
In which Neville gets high in unexpected places.

Veronica Mars

A Strange New Story Every Time, Veronica/Logan, NC-17
Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother

Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:

On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

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Date: 2010-03-25 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks for putting this together! It's awesome!

Date: 2010-05-02 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! I love your Sherlock Holmes fic and you seem generally awesome and entertaining so I've friended you!

Date: 2010-05-02 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hee, thank you! If by "awesome and entertaining" you mean "crazy and generally laughable" then YOU HAVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

Friending you back :D Thanks for saying hi!

Date: 2010-05-08 06:18 am (UTC)
ext_12517: (Sherlock Holmes - glass~)
From: [identity profile]

consider this your heads up that I'm friending you because you're awesome and my life wouldn't be complete without stalking you. XD

Date: 2010-06-06 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

But welcome aboard, a month late! I am (obviously) horribly lax about everything but cranking out fanfic, but I hugely appreciate both the friending and the stalking :D

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Date: 2010-05-25 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your fanfiction work is simply amazing. I have a very soft spot for Sherlock Holmes fiction at the moment and you have surely helped me out with that. :)

Date: 2010-06-06 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you so much :D

Date: 2010-05-28 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
so yeah, am currently obsessed with your fic and can't bear the thought I may miss one so yeah, friended ya! ... hi!

Date: 2010-06-06 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! Sorry it took me so long to answer this, I tend to get absorbed in whatever I'm writing and totally forget about everything else. But welcome aboard!

Date: 2010-06-03 07:03 pm (UTC)
ext_30599: (Holmes: Gladstone stamp)
From: [identity profile]
I friended you a while ago and completely forgot to say hello here, because I'm a loon. So ...hello! :D?

Date: 2010-06-06 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Lol, well, I forgot to check the comments on this post until now because I am ALSO A LOON. So hello! It is lovely to meet you :D

Date: 2010-06-06 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ha. I found your comment button.

Dude, heads up, I'm going to friend you. Because you have a delightful grasp on the English language, a masterful understanding of the human psyche and put them to the forever-useful good of awesome fic.

Date: 2010-06-06 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
My comment button is a tricky little bugger. It hides. But I love this layout so much that I cannot bear to change it. WOE.

Also, um, MY DECIDED BLUSHES, THANK YOU SO MUCH :D I am ridiculously flattered and I hope you continue to enjoy the fic! Welcome aboard.

Date: 2010-06-08 09:09 pm (UTC)
innie_darling: (me in springfield)
From: [personal profile] innie_darling
I should have mentioned, though you can probably guess from my weirdly fervent comments on your grad student AU, that I have friended you.

Date: 2010-06-10 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So I'm all atwitter over the TA!Holmes and Watson fic and thought I'd come by and friend you! Plus I see you've got Harry Potter fic AND White Collar fic (which I've been meaning to watch this summer and I foresee wanting to read some slash for it). You're like pure awesome. :D

Date: 2010-06-10 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I just wanted to let you know that your Holmes fiction has been making my day for the past month or so now. Just the other day I literally danced when I saw all the new chapters (I also ran to my mom and screamed "YAY!" much to her confusion)! Anyway thanks for doing this, it's so~ awesome.

I friended you so hard.

Date: 2010-06-11 08:12 pm (UTC)
ext_401583: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
Hi. Just dropping a line to let you know I'm friending you. I'm a big Sherlock Holmes fan and am reading "History...". I'm also a recent Captain America fan.

Date: 2010-06-13 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Date: 2010-06-13 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

*Rectifies that*

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Date: 2010-06-14 05:56 am (UTC)
apples: (other} lol - OM NOM NOM SHARK)
From: [personal profile] apples
Hi! So I was reading History, Repeating Itself (I AM ENDLESSLY CHARMED BY YOUR HOLMES) and then I wanted to find the second chapter, which lead to me poking around your journal a bit and deciding that you are MY KIND OF PERSON. That is, I think we would get along.

So, yes. There is a little intro post stickied on my journal but, like, all you really need to know is that my name is Emma and I am entirely ridiculous and use too much capslock and too many exclamation marks. :D?

Date: 2010-06-14 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oooh, look at all those caps! You seem like my kind of person as well. Friending you baaaaaack.

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Date: 2010-06-14 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Here's three things you should know.
1. I am friending you, pronto.
2. I am in love with your writing. Can I please marry your brain?
3. Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter FTW! There's two things we have in common. :D

Date: 2010-06-30 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sorry it took me FOREVER to reply to this (15 days, wtf wtf wtffff), RL has been a killer. But yay, new friends! Especially those who love both Potter and Holmes, a double-whammy of awesomeness.

And my brain is both flattered and thrilled to accept, bb :D

Date: 2010-06-14 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your Sherlock Holmes fic is epic. Therefore I am friending you. You also seem to be the right level of crazy awesome, of which I can only approve. Rock on.

Date: 2010-06-30 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hee, thanks so much! Apologies that I suck so much with replies, I get bogged down in RL sometimes.

Date: 2010-06-25 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hi! I'm just wandering into Holmes/Watson territory, and am friending you because your writing is awesome :D


Date: 2010-06-28 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I've seen you around on the [ profile] shkinkmeme, and I LOVE ALL YOUR SHERLOCK HOLMES FICS. So I thought I should friend you. :) Also, I think I may have bugged you about updating fics at one point or another, so sorry 'bout that. I get a little obsessed sometimes. I promise not to annoy you to be less annoying if you friend me back. :D

Date: 2010-06-30 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]


In any case I always love your comments and you're not at all annoying and I AM FRIENDING YOU BACK NOW.

Date: 2010-07-02 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey! I read History, Repeating Itself last night and I loved it, so I've decided I need the rest of your Holmes fics and friended you. You'll probably see me around the memes and commenting on your fics, but I just thought I'd say hi here. :D

Date: 2010-07-04 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Um, hello. You've no need to friend me back. Just enjoying your Holmes fic, and expecting to enjoy the White Collar as well once I've watched more than the pilot.

Date: 2010-07-15 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I just friended you. Today because I read History Repeating Itself (After I listened to it TWICE), but then once getting here, I was like... AH! Harry Potter!

That's where I knew your name from. I'm better known in HP fandom, myself, as an artist. ^_^

I'll be working on my RS games art tomorrow, actually.

Date: 2010-07-18 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hiiiiii, Jizz.

Can't believe I didn't do this earlier, but can I be your friend?

Date: 2010-07-24 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You are my new hero. Most definitely. :D Do you know that after watching Sherlock Holmes (2009) that I really did go looking for some fic?? Haha, and I was heartwrenchingly disappointed in what I found.
But today, I finally found what I was looking for and I thank you a millionty for it!!!!!! *loves*

I am friending you, if that's alright? I love your stories (especially A Spark Neglected, which is how I made it here in the first place :D) and I can't wait to get back to more reading! LOL *hugs*

Date: 2010-08-01 12:42 am (UTC)
ext_77335: (Watson Clerks)
From: [identity profile]

Hi, just friending to follow your Sherlock Holmes AU, which I completely forgot I'd already read until a friend recced it to me, and I spent last night rereading it. :D

Looking forward to the next bit of the sequel, whenever that comes.

Date: 2010-08-09 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hallo! Friending you now to follow the fabulous fic :). White Collar! HP! Sherlock Holmes! All things of excellence, huzzah :).

Friending you

Date: 2010-08-21 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hello, and thank you for the lovely Holmes fic you have written and are writing! Just dropping a note to say I'm friending you, hope that's OK. :)
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