i am going to sleep before 3 am like a human, BUT FIRST!

[gyzym]

Funny Shit I Found On the Internet: The Punch iambickilometer's Stupid Virus In The Face Until It Dies (Like A Kangaroo ONLY MORE VICIOUS AND BENT ON THE DESTRUCTION OF GERMS) Edition!


























NB: I LOVE HILARY. DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T. THIS WAS JUST TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO POST.







FEEL BETTER, iambickilometer! ♥

Comments

[froggie.livejournal.com]

Oh my god this post. THIS POST. Laughing forever.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

FUNNY THINGS ON THE INTERNET TOTALLY CURE VIRUSES. OBVIOUSLY. IT'S SCIENCE

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE VERY BEST MEDICINE~

[froggie.livejournal.com]

[penguinparity.livejournal.com]

THIS POST HAS MADE MY WEEK AT LEAST 2532x BETTER.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

HOORAY!!!

[penguinparity.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=30lj4t2)

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

This is amazing. YOU'RE amazing. I'm sure my virus is quaking in its nonexistent boots. <3 Thank you!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I would enumerate all the ways I would like your virus to die, but 3 AM CREEPS CLOSER, AND I ONLY MAKE BAD CHOICES AT THAT HOUR. Suffice to say that I am wishing you all the chicken soup/warm blankets/snuggles the world has to offer ♥

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

That expression on that elephant's face made me so happy, I cannot even tell you.

THESE ARE FANTASTIC AS ALWAYS. I am fond of the one with God in it, because it explains a lot. I was wondering about those birds a few months ago....

Also, I am the kind of loser awesome person who doesn't listen to mainstream music, so I had NO idea what the AIRBORNE VEHICLES IN THE EVENTIDE ZENITH one was about, and googling the words was of no help to me. I think I should get to feel smart for correctly translating the lyrics and doing a search for "let's pretend that the airplanes" and finding the right song, despite the fact that I've never heard it before in my life. ...*feels smart*

YOU GO, GLEN COCO.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU FIGURED THAT OUT WITHOUT HAVING HEARD THAT SONG, OR HOW YOU MANAGED THE MIRACULOUS FEAT OF ESCAPING THE CLUTCHES OF THAT SONG. I DOFF MY HAT TO YOU. MY HAT IS SOOOOO DOFFED. &hearts!

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I AM GOOD AT WORD PUZZLES + 9TH DEGREE BLACK BELT IN GOOGLE-FU = FEATS OF DETECTIVE WORK LIKE UNTO MAGIC. APPARENTLY.

ALSO I NEVER LISTEN TO THE RADIO, AND I AM CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO, LIKE ME, LISTEN TO PRACTICALLY NOTHING BUT INDIE ROCK. I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF B.O.B. THE FACT THAT I'VE EVEN HEARD OF PARAMORE IS ENTIRELY INCIDENTAL.

*IS DOFFED AT* WHY THANK YOU MA'AM~!

[squigglepie.livejournal.com]

NB: I LOVE HILARY. DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T. THIS WAS JUST TOO HILARIOUS HILARY-OUS NOT TO POST.

U love the vlad the impala one so much though.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ :D :D :D

[fic-kitty.livejournal.com]

I had a good snorfle at these, indeed I did.

[wheres-walnut.livejournal.com]

IT'S NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE IS PROBABLY AWAKE RIGHT NOW D:

NEVER STOP J. NEVER STOP.

[seeingrightly.livejournal.com]

lodsfljsdfkhsdfkjhds JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT

[shiroi-ten.livejournal.com]

PANDA I FEEL FOR YOU.

jadskglj ENDING WITH CALVIN AND HOBBES BEST THING EVER!!!!

[jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL This is just what I needed before chemistry class xD

[arineat.livejournal.com]

I laughed way too hard at the "Mufasa" and "Impala" jokes. -_-'

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

lol That sroom, what a dick....

The panda one is my favorite!!

Also, what is that parent taking a picture while their son's head is being chewed off?? D:

[maga-nw.livejournal.com]

*shroom...

[winslow-arizona.livejournal.com]

This post has made me decide one very important thing: I need more Disney macros in my life. ALL DISNEY MACROS, ALL THE TIME.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Asdfghgfgvf the panda fffffff

[ember-firedrake.livejournal.com]

I lost it at "motherfucking snakes" XDDDD

Thank you for that.

[alamo-girl80.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I want to go buy a fucking Impala so I can get that license plate and make it WORK! GAAAAHH!

And I always make that face when I see puppies humping too.

[sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com]

OMG the puppies. That image is now saved to my background shuffle as "why are the puppies doing that why daddy why."

And the CAMEL. I fucking love whatever dick stood around to take that picture, because that shit is HILARIOUS.

[ninjaintinfoil.livejournal.com]

Beyond adorable. :D

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Some of my favs:
(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=InflatableWolverineFAIL.jpg)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=CupofShuttheFuckUpmacro.png)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=Badgerchristfuckmacro-1.jpg)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=BettyWhiteontheMercury.jpg)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=BOUDICCASEZmacro.jpg)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=Thecopsmacro.jpg)

(http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/stele3/?action=view&current=Owlmacro.jpg)

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha omg the owl! I would be fucking terrified irl, but in a macro it's hilarious.

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

I lost it at the pandas and just never got it back. My stomach hurts now! And wtf is that camel even doing, hahahaha OM NOM NOM?

[sunsaralyn.livejournal.com]

J, your posts are always so awesome. And this one is hilarious. Thanks for the cheerup. I needed copious amounts of laughing-my-ass-off today. :D

[gunslingaaahhh.livejournal.com]

LOOOLLLLLL pure gold starting with the elephant

[squidgiepdx]

Kitteh help wif science!

[atira7.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. They all. I just--

I live for the pic posts.