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[Microfiction sounds better.]

Danny has a habit of falling asleep with the television on at his apartment; Steve, in a fit of insomnia spurred by athletic sex/the terrible lumbar support of Danny's ridiculous sofa bed, stumbles across Adult Swim. Lured both by the availability and the word "swim," he accidentally stays up all night watching a South Park marathon. The following conversation ensues:

Perp of the Moment: Hey, what was I supposed to do! They raided my house, they threatened my family, they took my job...
Steve: They took yer jerb?
Danny: ...
Steve: ....that did not just happen.

[YES OKAY I ADMIT IT I CHECKED THE ADULT SWIM PROGRAM LIST AFTER I WROTE THIS UP AND DISCOVERED SOUTH PARK IS NOT ON IT. Anymore??? I COULD HAVE SWORN...whatever I was not going to cut the swim joke. SHUT UP YOU GUYS I THINK I'M FUNNY]