gyzym

So! You have stumbled upon my journal. If you're here for the fic, congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you don't know about the fic: hello! I am gyzym, and I write fanfiction. Most of it is slash (male/male) fanfiction; if this is not your cup of tea, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

All right, now that that's sorted, here's how this works: fic is divided by fandom and 'verse. Links and summaries and pairings are here; every link takes you to the top of the page in question, where you will find ratings, warnings, author's notes, etc. Please do not read anything rated R or higher if you are not of age where you live.

( Hawaii 5-0 )

( Inception )

( Sherlock Holmes )

( White Collar )

( Harry Potter )

( Veronica Mars )

On the Topic of Tags:
Yeah, um. I find it hilarious to use inane, random tags on my posts. Because, um. Because it is hilarious?

In any case, the tags that I use to streamline fic posting are (probably) all attached here.

On the Topic of Full Disclosure and Credit Where Credit is Due
Full disclosure: the username is an Allen Ginsberg reference; the journal title is from an e.e. cummings poem.

Additionally, I do not own any of the characters I play about with in my fanfiction, nor do I own most of the titles of said works--they're pulled from song lyrics, by and large. I'm not making any money from this, I have no intention of doing so, I claim no ownership of anything, and I don't mean to cause distress/offense/copyright infringement.

On the Topic of Problematic Elements in My Fiction
Should you find something, whilst reading one of my stories, that offends you/is incorrect/could offend others/is in any way problematic, please please please do not hesitate to tell me. I will never spew hate at you, I will never attack you, and I will always thank you for taking the time to let me know.

On the Topic of Non-Fic Things Discussed Herein
Sometimes I talk about my family! They're crazy, but generally in a hilarious way. Because my name, like it or not, has become Jizz/Jizzy (I really didn't mean to name myself after semen, I really didn't, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ALLEN GINSBERG REFERENCE OKAY, I WAS YOUNG) a hilarious conversation ended up producing the following names for my brothers:

Burro Punch/Burro: My 19-year-old (frat boy) brother
Burrito Punch/Burrito: My 11-year-old (sixth grader) brother

Because...donkey punch...and ito is a...diminutive...anyway. THE POINT BEING, if I am referring to Burro&Burrito, they are my little brothers :D

Additionally, I have a non-fandom blog over on blogspot, called Illegible Address. It makes a concentrated effort to make it amusing; I'd love it if you guys felt like checking it out! Look, there's even an easy-click button:



On the Topic of Friending
By all means, feel free to friend me. Everything fandom related is public, and so is most everything else, though I don't post much that isn't fandom related these days. I always like meeting new people! I don't always friend back, which is NOT about you, but rather my utter inability to be responsible and proactive about replying to emails/notifications/whatever. It's a character flaw.

If you DO friend me, please do me the favor of dropping a hello into this post. I want to know what you're about! Also, I am often distracted by writing gay porn, and sometimes it takes me ages to actually pay attention to anything other than my bajillions of open Word documents. By which I mean: oh, god, you guys, I can be really terrible about answering comments, but that does not mean I am not a) reading them and b) feeling INSANE GRATITUDE towards anyone leaving them. I just, augh, I get all bogged down in writing and then it's been too long and I feel like an asshole and THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR ME, I AM SORRY.

Tl;dr summary? I'M KIND OF FLAKY SOMETIMES, BUT I DO ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ALL ♥

Title: Earned (Or: That One Time With the Taxi)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Peter/Neal, offscreen OT3
Spoilers: Yeah, through the end of the season.
Warnings: Some D/s dynamic.
Author's Note: Written for hoosierbitch's post seeking more porn! Man, did everyone provide. I've been writing a ton of comment!fic this week, I'm gonna post all the drabbles here later, but this one ended up being 1200 words long, so it gets its own post.
Summary: "This is stupid," Neal says, and he's right, he's beyond right, but Peter doesn't care; he's been waiting long enough, now.

( Earned )

Title: Stupid Is As Stupid Does (Or, The Rules and How to Break Them)
Rating: R to NC-17
Pairings: Neal/Kate, Neal/Peter (kind of)
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Also nope.
Author's Note: Part of the Captain America 'verse, but can definitely be read alone. Also, photoash, this is your fic as much as mine. Thanks for the encouragement :D
Summary: A con's only as stupid as the reason you're running it.

( Ridiculous as it is, Neal Caffrey has gotten as far as he's gotten in the criminal world by following the rules. )

Ok. This is EASILY the weirdest thing I've ever written. snegurochka_lee, this is ALL YOUR FAULT, and I'm sorry it's not...quite...what I thought it was going to be.

So, uh. Here you guys go.

Title: Yours for Mine
Fandom: Harry Potter/White Collar crossover
Rating: R
Pairings: Neal/Draco, Neal/Peter, Neal/Kate. Previous Harry/Draco and Draco/Astoria. Offscreen Harry/Ginny and Peter/El.
Warnings: Be warned! This is UNUSUAL.
Summary: You can't always get what you want, but there's nothing wrong with a decent copy.

( Neal Caffrey wasn't an easily distracted man. )

I told you I'd provide more substantial fare during normal human hours! But before I get into that title/rating/summary business we all know and love, a few things you should know:

1. This story can be read alone, but, if you're interested, it is a sequel to the story this true/false thing, in which it is mentioned that Peter has caught Neal more than twice, and an immediate prequel to The Right Way to Ruin a Suit, in which Neal and Peter and El...uh...have a lot of sex.

2. One of the scenes within this piece is a scene we see in the pilot, with Neal and Peter in the empty apartment after Neal breaks out of prison. The dialogue from that scene has been placed in this story, to better adhere to the canon. I DO NOT CLAIM TO HAVE WRITTEN IT, it is far beyond my personal scope of awesome. I have no ownership of it or the characters or anything.

[ETA: 3. dracofiend made me the TOTALLY AWESOME Peter-as-Captain-America icon gracing this post as a response to this story. Because she is the winner of the awesome contest, the end. THANK YOU!]

Ok! With all that out of the way, onto the fic.

Title: Resistance and Futility: A Study (Or: Seven Times Peter Burke Caught Neal Caffrey)
Rating: R
Pairing: Neal/Peter
Spoilers: Nope! Unless you haven't seen the pilot, in which case, YEAH.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 6200ish.
Summary: Everyone thinks Peter Burke has only caught Neal Caffrey twice. Everyone is wrong.

( Resistance and Futility: A Study )