the greatest story ever told:

hermette:


gyzym:
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hermette:
WHAT EVEN IS THAT?

gyzym:
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A COCK
I DON'T CARE
WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE
( IT'S A GIANT COCK )

ETA: OH MY GOD wheres_walnut DREW ARTHUR AND EAMES AS OWLS, LIFE DREAM = REALIZED

and the internet sayeth unto me: cower before me, for i shall take up all your time

FIRST OF ALL, today I went into the deli to grab lunch (shut up, okay, I AM ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE FOOD OF MY PEOPLE), and discovered this:



THE CHOSEN BEER. THE CHOSEN BEER. I had seen He'brew from a distance before, but never up close like this, oh my god, I almost died, dsfhsjdkfhkdsf. And then compounding this fact was the teeny tiny sign next to these boxes that read "Lenten Options: Bagel With Lox. Bagel With Whitefish. Plain Bagel."

GUYS. THE BOX. WE'RE PUTTING OURSELVES INSIDE IT.

Anyway, I had some hearty lulz, and then I decided that it was time for another episode of Funny Shit The Internet Has Given Me. Please note before we begin that

a) I own a Mac and still find that one hysterical, I AM NOT HATING ON MAC USERS, YOU WILL PRY MY APPLE TECHNOLOGY FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
b) the two panels I ganked from the webcomic Questionable Content are copyright Jeph Jacques, and
c) IF ANYONE WITH MAGICAL ICON POWERS FEELS LIKE ICONNING THE LAST ONE, I WOULD NOT OBJECT, I AM JUST SAYING :D OH MY GOD ashism TOTALLY MADE ME THE ICON DJFHSJKDFHSDKF SCREAAAAAAAM

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO: ( Hilarity, thy name is internet macros )

OH, ALSO: hermette is hosting a Multi-Fandom Round Robin Fic-A-Thon! Go write stuff and things!!