i cannot even believe i am posting this what the hell what the hell

fjldsfhdjskfhs OKAY RIGHT SO HERE IS A THING. What happened, right, is that a couple people were like, hey, that poem, about the anxiety, it would be good! As spoken word! And then lovelyhera ACTUALLY RECORDED IT SLAM-POETRY STYLE and oh fuck it is so good you guys and I am just bowled over, constantly amazed by how awesome everyone is all the time and how lucky I am and this and you guys and ♥!

And then. I. Er. Well, I've always wanted to try the slam poetry thing but I never have for a bunch of reasons, MOSTLY ANXIETY, and I thought I would try it. And so I did, on my phone, in a voicepost like an asshole because I don't actually understand how to use my computer or the internet really, and I totally mess up in it and lovelyhera's is muuuuuuch better BUT. I am posting it, right, because I was thinking about how awesome it would be if everyone gave spoken word a go, if we used the inspiration meme (which, HI, GUYS, YOU ARE INSPIRING FOR FILLING THAT UP WITH SO MUCH JOY) to find words we wanted to speak and say and bring to life.

SO. Here is a thing that I did that I am fucking nervous about, and if you guys want to be brave little toasters and try something you're nervous about, DO EET. Pick a poem, pick any poem, one of yours or someone else's or a GROCERY LIST or whatever, I AM EASY, and have a go, and I will be here, cheering you on.



NOW I AM GOING TO GO WATCH 30 ROCK AND/OR WRITE AN INSOMNIA FICLET ABOUT HOW DANNY GETS COMFORTABLE LIKE A CAT SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DID THIS ANYMORE. Thank you guys for being awesome always ♥

with my sincerest apologies to bob woodward and carl bernstein

I wish there was a better way to explain what's going on under the cut then "hermette humors/encourages me while I make horrible jokes about Watergate, All The President's Men, and Deep Throat." I wish that so much.

But. Uh. ( There's not. )

hawaii 5-0 fic: totally not a kissing book - chapter one [steve/danny, pg-13]

This is the first chapter of a fucking Princess Bride AU that I am apparently going to post serially, I honestly, I don't even know what else to say, oh my god, this is so ridiculous, this is straight up unmitigated crack, please understand that I mean it only as crack. Crack. Craaaaaack. I DO NOT TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY AT ALL AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU, IS MY POINT.

Also, I've kind of changed. Um. Some things. A lot of things. And the summary is for the overall story even though it's not all actually written yet because the hell if I'm writing a summary for every chapter because I HATE SUMMARIES and oh, god, I'm just going to stop talking now. EXCEPT TO SAY THAT I BLAME iam_space FOR PLANTING THE IDEA AND hermette FOR ENCOURAGING IT AND leupagus FOR DEMANDING I WRITE IT FASTER. Seriously. It's their fault. It's not mine.

Title: Totally Not A Kissing Book - Chapter One
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: PG-13, but really only for language
Summary: Danny's the hottest guy in Florin, Steve's a lunatic, Kono's a bad ass, and Chin doesn't get paid enough for this shit. So really, nothing's changed at all.

( Totally Not A Kissing Book - Chapter One )