come on and close the curtains baby

[gyzym]

GUYS. GUYS. I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING SOMETHING BUT onthecount LINKED ME TO THIS AND I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS:



CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY ANYONE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN LIVING LIKE THIS!??!!? I mean, it's gorgeous architecturally, don't get me wrong, but what if you came home drunk with a significant other/fuck buddy/hot & willing stranger and forgot to close the giant curtain?!?!? What if you were running late and came out of the shower and forgot the curtain was open and found SOME KID ON A BIKE LIKE THAT KID IN THE INCREDIBLES GETTING A TRAUMATIZING EYEFUL OF YOUR LADYPARTS/MANBITS?

WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER DROVE BY, LOOKED INTO YOUR HOME, AND CALLED YOU TO TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED TO CLEAN MORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*CLINGS TO PRIVACY IN ABSOLUTE HORROR*

Comments

[illian.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which would be worse: his disapproval or the opposite.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SURE EITHER D:

I FEEL LIKE HE'D MAKE THIS FACE:

[onthecount.livejournal.com]

THAT FACE SAYS HE'S NOT SURE WHICH ONE WOULD BE BETTER EITHER

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Here is the thing: I am generally pretty proud of/secure about my body! I am very lucky that way. BUT IN THE FACE OF THE POTENTIAL OF MICHAEL CAINE MAKING THAT FACE, MY SELF-CONFIDENCE SHRIVELS AWAY.

[illian.livejournal.com]

Dear God, its Schrodinger's Expression. Is it Approving? It is Disapproving? Both? Neither? You'll never know till it is turned on you!

[seeingrightly.livejournal.com]

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