whiting out our streets along the way

[gyzym]

Right, so, iiiiiit's a bit of a blizzard up in Cleveland today, and I am mildly (read: very) snowed in. It's sad because I want coffee! But it's happy because I don't want to put on pants, so.

In between trying to do my job from my house, which would limit my ability to leave even if I *could* leave, I am working on fic and finding hilarious/delicious/etc things on the internet. So here, have some stuff:

1. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WORKING AT A BOOKSTORE WAS LIKE (thanks, arineat, I would never have seen this without you and IT BRIGHTENED MY DAY):


2. Alex. Alex. angelgazing should never have showed me this, because...because OH MY GOD, ALEX, HOW ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE:


3. Okay, this is a photo from the Smitten Kitchen website. It is the photo that goes along with the recipe for peanut butter Nutella. Guys, it is the great tragedy of my life that I am allergic to dairy and have never been able to try Nutella, but this--I CAN MAKE THIS, I AM GOING TO EAT THIS, LOOK HOW GOOD THIS FUCKING LOOKS:

HHHHHHNG, THE STIRRINGS IN MY LOINS FOR THIS ARE EVEN GREATER THAN THEY WERE FOR ALEX, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING. PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE OH MY FUCKING GOD.

OKAY, BACK TO WORK NOW. Hope you all are having fabulous days ♥

Comments

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

Pterry is seriously, I just, I cannot even handle my love. My mother actually thought there was something wrong with me in high school, I think, because other kids were spending their money on illegally procuring drugs and alcohol and I was like OH YEAH SO I BOUGHT ANOTHER PRATCHETT BOOK

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

BRAIN TWIN. I own all of his books, and frequently give my mother cause to believe that I'm about to have a heart attack in the living room, I laugh so loud when I read them. And my first tattoo is of Sam Vimes' badge. My second tattoo is going to be Errol. :D MY LOVE OF HIM CANNOT BE ACCURATELY EXPRESSED IN WORDS, ONLY IN SQUEAKY DOLPHIN NOISES, DANNY-STYLE HANDWAVING, AND DEMENTED FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. ♥

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

djfhdsjkfhsd I thought that said DANNY-STYLE HANDWRITING, and now I want the fic where his handwriting is as loud and impossibly all over the place as the rest of him :D :D :D

ALSO OH MY GOD THAT TAT SOUNDS AWESOME SDJFHDSJKFDSLK

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

STEVE RIBBING DANNY OVER HIS SIGNATURE TAKING UP HALF THE PAGE, AND DANNY GRUMBLING THAT IT WAS BECAUSE STEVE STARTLED HIM WHEN HE BANGED HIS OFFICE DOOR OPEN WITH HIS USUAL DISREGARD FOR PERSONAL SPACE. AND STEVE TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE PAGE, AND HIS MOUTH CURVES IN THAT SMITTEN LITTLE HALF-SMILE, BECAUSE DANNY'S WRITING REMINDS HIM OF DANNY HIMSELF, AND HIS HEART STUTTERS A LITTLE WITH WHAT A GONER HE IS OVER HIM. ♥____♥

I typed 'rimming' twice before I managed to get 'ribbing' spelled right. Clearly my brain has the better idea.