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gyzymSorry, I just love this icon a lot, and it *would* be relevant if tumblr didn't exist. Or maybe it wouldn't be, because maybe I would be asleep right now, because I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN TUMBLR ATE MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUL. FUCK YOU, TUMBLR. FUCK YOU A LOT.
So here's the latest edition of "my dream job is to be a curator of funny shit on the internet," largely courtesy the devil's own website. BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, WATCH THIS VIDEO, FOUND WHILE I WAS BOPPING AROUND ON VARIOUS SHERLOCK TUMBLRS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO END THAT FIC EARLIER (which, okay, don't look at me like that, guys, do you know how hard it is to write 95% of a fic and then WAIT 7 MONTHS TO WRITE THE LAST 5%, because if you don't the answer is FUCKING HARD and I was looking to achieve the Sherlock headspace and achieved lols instead, CHRIST, COULD THIS SENTENCE BE LONGER):
No, really, watch it. Even if you've never seen Sherlock, watch it. It is funny on all of the levels.
OTHER THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY ON ALL OF THE LEVELS:
STOP, PRINCESS TIME:
No, really, it's princess time. I'm going to go ahead and explain this one the same way I did on tumblr: This is an almost accurate representation of me as a Disney princess. I own that dress! I own silver shoes that sparkle kind of like that! I really do have that much hair! It’s a pain in my ass, which is why it’s always up on top of my head.
However, if a bluebird came and sat on me like that, I would not be smiling at it. I would be doing this:
Trufax, kids.
In conclusion, an image that is both ridiculously accurate and so relevant to my life right now I could weep:
SLEEPING FOR REAL NOW, GUYS. NO MORE TUMBLR. NO INSOMNIA DANNY/STEVEPROBABLY. NO MORE SITTING AWAKE TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD CHANGE MY JOURNAL NAME FROM "STRAWBERRY WAFFLE BALLS & JALALENO CORNDOG SHRIMPS" TO "SHE GOES OUT AND STEALS THE KING'S ENGLISH." IT. IS. BED. TIME.
HAPPY APRIL 2nd! I CAN NOW TELL YOU ALL I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL KNOW IT IS NO JOKE ♥
So here's the latest edition of "my dream job is to be a curator of funny shit on the internet," largely courtesy the devil's own website. BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, WATCH THIS VIDEO, FOUND WHILE I WAS BOPPING AROUND ON VARIOUS SHERLOCK TUMBLRS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO END THAT FIC EARLIER (which, okay, don't look at me like that, guys, do you know how hard it is to write 95% of a fic and then WAIT 7 MONTHS TO WRITE THE LAST 5%, because if you don't the answer is FUCKING HARD and I was looking to achieve the Sherlock headspace and achieved lols instead, CHRIST, COULD THIS SENTENCE BE LONGER):
No, really, watch it. Even if you've never seen Sherlock, watch it. It is funny on all of the levels.
OTHER THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY ON ALL OF THE LEVELS:
STOP, PRINCESS TIME:
No, really, it's princess time. I'm going to go ahead and explain this one the same way I did on tumblr: This is an almost accurate representation of me as a Disney princess. I own that dress! I own silver shoes that sparkle kind of like that! I really do have that much hair! It’s a pain in my ass, which is why it’s always up on top of my head.
However, if a bluebird came and sat on me like that, I would not be smiling at it. I would be doing this:
Trufax, kids.
In conclusion, an image that is both ridiculously accurate and so relevant to my life right now I could weep:
SLEEPING FOR REAL NOW, GUYS. NO MORE TUMBLR. NO INSOMNIA DANNY/STEVE
HAPPY APRIL 2nd! I CAN NOW TELL YOU ALL I LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL KNOW IT IS NO JOKE ♥
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Date: 2011-04-02 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 05:57 am (UTC)I adore your late night posts, no matter how bad they are for all the sleepy cycles. >.>
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Date: 2011-04-02 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 06:15 am (UTC)Eeee. PRINCESS! Oh god. I love princess makers, they're like, the best thing in the world.
Sleep well ♥
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Date: 2011-04-02 06:34 am (UTC)I am either "not too far" or "eh" from Ohio, depending on if I'm at school or not. This one of those moment when I realize how fucking small Jersey is. SHUT UP WE HAVE A HUGE REPUTATION AND A TON OF NOTORIETY AND WE ARE LOUD AND PROUD. WE FORGET WE'RE LITTLE.
OH GOD AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A METAPHOR THAT WORKS FOR JERSEY AND DANNY HIMSELF
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Date: 2011-04-02 06:54 am (UTC)My night has been gun porn, and this.
\o/
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Date: 2011-04-02 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 10:03 am (UTC)Also, that map? ACCURATE. NEVER WAS FOR DIRECTIONS IN THE MID-FUCKING-WEST. At worst you'll get the answers on the map, at best it'll be "Rait, now whatchoo gun do eis, take this here road down a little ways till you see a house with a yella mail box. You're gun wan take a left thaer Keep going till you come to a fork in the road. Take the road that has the wonky sign on it."
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Date: 2011-04-02 11:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-02 03:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 03:31 pm (UTC)...And now I go to waste the rest of my morning with that princess maker.
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Date: 2011-04-02 03:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 04:18 pm (UTC)And you may even make the black cats smile.
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Date: 2011-04-02 04:46 pm (UTC)"my back? YOUR back? CACKALAKALAKALACK!"
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Date: 2011-04-02 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 09:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 01:16 am (UTC)Hahaha, holy crap. That seriously made my night. Thank you. :)